My code is reviewed twice, once by the team leader, and once by a tech lead.
One told me to move a const from file a to file b, so I did. The other told me to move it from b to a.
I really don't care, so now they are behind me duking it out :)

Productivity level 10000...

My freelance horror story just happened a few weeks ago. Programming final project was due and a classmate payed me to make his project. It was something very simple so I was able to make mine and his different and functional. Grades went up yesterday; he got an A and I got a B+ 🙃 #wk86

A lot people want websites as big as Facebook in just 50$ 😂

Man, these clients just don't pay up!!!!!

"Hi! I love your work on github! I'm planning a cryptocurrency exchange and am currently looking for a developer to work with. Would you be interested in working with me and if so, how much would it cost?"

*reply*

>His face when he sees my hourly rate

Killing a parent that has a few children

Who helps you fixing your bugs? For me its him, he knows what’s wrong!

if (!$something){
if (!$something){
echo "Error";
}

Can someone review this code?

Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

I sometimes wonder how people upvoted at my 2+ months old rant........

How??????

Mom: it's time to go!
Me:
$ git commit -m "I have to go"
$ git push
I'm ready!

Friend: Hey, so what do you do?

Me: I build backend systems and apis. I work with java/mongodb. I dable into some elixir and kotlin on my free time.

Friend: Cool, can you build me an Android app?

Love to browse the reviews on the playstore sometimes

Hahahah :) alter ego

Time check 12:21AM in Philippines. Someone is knocking on our house. Suprisingly received a swag from #devrant. Thank you guys!

I took half an afternoon to realize that the complex problem I was facing could be solved just by changing a variable's name for another one that would do the trick.

GOD. FUCKING. DAMNIT !!!

Sent my cv through a local job finder website, 2 days later got an interview, 2 days later got a technical interview, 2 days later I was already sitting on my new desk

SEO analyst (hired by client) sends his inform to client, designer and developer (me) and all it says is: use friendly urls, proper use of h1, h2..., use alt in img tags...

Come on dude! Those are obvious things to any webdev out there who earns his salary. Do YOUR fucking job, do some fucking research and DO NOT dare to tell me page title and meta description are important (Really? No shit genius!) and tell me THE page title and THE fucking meta description... Or...

Fuck off and go find some other victim to trick with your bullshit marketing slang.

devRant just hit 50,000 downloads on Android (fancy new store badge, yay!). Thank you everyone for being part of this community and spreading the good word! @dfox and I have some fun new features in the works, exciting times!

Assembly! I bow down to the devs who came before me🙏

Trying to code while the cat insists that it's play time

My last episode of Game of Thrones got ruined because of spoilers on social media 🙈 So to ensure that I don't get any spoilers for the GoT finale, I created a small chrome extension which automatically blurs out any GoT presence or prospective spoiler from websites I visit.

So for all those who are worried about the spoilers, can give it a try over here: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/...

Might be a bit buggy here and there so do share any feedback you have. 👍🏼 #WeekdayHackathons

Guy who was bragging about being programmer before I became one: "Best programming language is Wordpress".

Latest from my team,
One of the Dev copied code from a stackoverflow question.

Got same exception as highlighted in the question and started complaining that his code does not work.

I don't know why it gives you that, just force push ...

Unrealistic employer:
Looking for a Full Stack developer with 8 years experience in Swift and 10 years experience with PHP.

Whenever I feel down, I watch documentaries and movies related to tech. They bring back the motivation and spirit in me. :)

I started this month hating php and laravel. Now i kinda love them

Commit now, fix later