10 years ago I was using Notepad (not ++) as my "text editor."

Thank God I graduated from that

Last week, i was giving my interview for a web development internship!
They asked me
what is the difference between :-
{} +[]
and
[]+{}
:(

Weird parts of JS strikes back :(

When you break the Mc Donalds ordering system, and you don't feel bad, bcuz it runs Windows...

(Took 5 minutes for the system to reboot...
McDonalds should have run Linux... ;_;)

Today I inserted a single row into a table which triggered four triggers which inserted 5 rows each to different tables triggering 9 triggers inserting 3 rows which triggered more triggers... Nothing about this is ok.

Boss: Oh cool. You were coding all week to finish this project. Now you can finish this one over the weekend.

Nvidia GTX

!rant

Any devs from Scotland here? A few friends and I are planing to visit Scotland. We'll hike down from Buckie to Perth and then continue on to Edinburgh.
Any advice on good pubs or sight seing stuff is appriciated (:
Cheers a Swiss dev.

WHY THE ACTUALL FUCK DO PEOPLE PUT JQUERY IN EVERY FUCKING PROJECT EVEN IF IT IS A FUCKING ELECTRON APP AND EVEN WORSE WHY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO THEY MIX VUE AND JQUERY JUST WHYYY 😢

Sudden blue screen last night and another this morning.

Fuck this machine and fuck Windows.

Me: This is going to be a big issue

*Crickets*

Me: (X10) Raise same issue

*Crickets*

Suddenly my Friday starts with two teams going "HEY THIS IS AN ISSUE!"

Me: No shit? I never would have guessed. See you when I get back from vacation!

😐😐😐

When server is fed up of serving captcha 😆

I always taught i knew java very well..
Using w3resource.com questions to practice java...
Got reality check... 😔😔😔😥

When the toilet paper tries to be nice with you after coding 😁

😂 have you tried turning him off and on again...

And it finally arrived! Really pleased with it 😎

When dev who insists on using their own vbox rather the officially maintained vagrant package asks you to debug a non-code issue...

Happiness is when manager appreciates your work and says there are very few crashes on prod now... That feeling 😎

When you have no option but to push untested code to prod, also, you don't trust your shitty team.

800+ lines of js, implementing business logic from an excel spreadsheet. All variables named as the excel cells, e.g "B32 = G11 * Min(A12, A13)" and so on, all grouped in a few giant functions.

PM told me to modify some of the logic, ended up rewriting the whole thing. At least the next person working on it won't have to deal with this mess...

Just bought a Raspberry pi. Was so excited until I realized I don't have a microSD card. Fml