new job starts today!

when you read jokes about coding one after an alother, and enjoy it. you realized you are Nerd!!! devRant :)

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

Next week, I'll be with a new company - this week I'm scouring the corporate laptop for all the places I stashed personal SSH keys and AWS credentials.

When your music is just right and you're coding without interruptions and feel like a wizard.

Sounds about right!

No one can use If Else like him..

#SaluteTheDeveloper

I find myself taking more and more bathroom breaks to go sit on devRant

#NullPointerIsLife

Anyone ever used this excuse?

Can't count on my two hands how many times I've done this.

Knew the value of the employee...

In generation of Wikipedia ...

Talking cool app ideas with your fellow devs at work instead of actually working because your work is done ✔

The moment when you have to move an app to put devrant in its place to fit on the home screen.

Devrant has reached front page on my phone!!

#truth

why are you using 'Y' and 'N' instead of a boolean???????

When you're missing a semicolon.

New devRant energy drinks we'll be handing out at our booth at Techcrunch Disrupt NYC next Tuesday. Swing by and meet Team devRant (me and @dfox)!

Just put in the paperwork to start my own company. I'm pretty excited!

When your work alarm goes off on a Bank Holiday Monday because Apple still dont have a feature to disable alarms on Bank Holidays. Cheers Tim.

When you finish a project as the exact requirements read and QA comes back with a "bug" that is REALLY a new feature 😑

Chuck Norris doesn't debug , he just stare down till the code confesses

When you accidentally revert (ankhSVN in visual studio) changes in code, and you lose all the code you just wrote. That feeling in the pit of your stomach... And the hot sweat/silent cursing... I fixed it so it's all good :).

you're doing a code review and you ask for a simple fix and the reply you get back is: "that's not my code. I just copied and pasted it from somewhere else."

Fuck dates and fuck date manipulation. Even when I think I get it right, I don't

Sent this to my boss just now:

Let's see what happens! :)

When you want to tell your co workers and your boss about devRant, but don't want them to know you're ranting about them. 😕

When you spend the first 30 minutes at work trying to get your keyboard to connect to your Mac. #nothingidratherdo #justwannacode

That moment when you're favorite song comes on and you start typing like every line you write is Beethoven.