Corporate email just to read an article? Fuck you twice!!!

A joke is like a user interface: no matter how idiot-proof, somebody will always not get it.

H: I'm working on NLP (Natural
language processing).
ME: hahahaha
hahaha
ha ha
ha

True.....

!rant && !!rant

☝️ What does that give you?

Today will be the last day we gonna work at this fucking hellhole of an office. Since I had so many shits to remember from this office, let me share my favorite.

1) Ground floor. Got flooded last July. Half our equipments got soaked. Oh equipments as in computers, cables, reports documents, etc etc.

2) I am gonna miss those connection down days.

3) I will also miss those black out days where we couldn't work for hours so had to play teamwork games to keep the morale of the team and you know to stay awake.

4) I will also miss that fucking mouse or rat. You are small and cute but fuck you for chewing my potato chips and peanuts. A-hole.

5) No windows so with no air-conditioning, it is a literal hell hole.

Gotta stop. I might cry.

If you somehow managed to install Mac OS on a raspberry Pi, does that make it an Apple Pi?

I'm sorry, I'll leave now...

50 shades of RJ45

If I were in charge of the company's upcoming-required-password-change notification system, during the month of October users wouldn't get an email.

Instead, the phone would ring.

When they answer, at first there'd just be hissing and crackling.

Then after a few seconds, a kid's voice would whisper,

"Three daysss..."

me.children += 1;
^_^

Why is PHP so amazing? ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

The second one got me

Nothing ruins your Friday night more than realising it's only Thursday.

Dammit.

When you fucked up, but everything is working.

Credits to my son.