Or, why there are no web developer billionaires

My pills for a month

Sanitize before db input.
And as a user I get my pdf document full of >
Thanks!

I thought my laptop was going crazy, but it was just my CAT laying on my wireless keyboard that was in another room!

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

please stop

I like when american companies adopt Unicode ;)

My laptop's purring, what could cause this problem?

You went through .dll hell and survived the .jar hell.
Now you're developing in AngularJS... welcome to scope hell

dark theme.

A temporary replacement teacher came in today, she is so fucking dumb omfg, I am literally shakeing, this pic will tell you everything.

Destiny still arives

Had a follow up meeting today to resolve the issue of Product ignoring our comments about possible issues, better ways to do it etc.

New rules:
- We are allowed to suggest to Product that they might be doing something wrong
- We are not allowed to tell product they are doing something wrong
- If Product don’t listen, that’s fine, we will document our comments to protect us later.

Conclusion:
Product are too sensitive to have a conversation with. We are now going to let them fuck everything up, make some notes and say “I told you so” at a later date.

Maturity at its finest ladies and gentlemen.

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