Get the best of both worlds: cumming while coke is in your system

Would I get to choose which era I'd be alive in? A monarch in the Victorian era would be nice. Been always fascinated by it.

Good thing there are other superheroes than Batman and his Bat-family

Loved sticky scroll when I had my stint with Flutter/Dart. Dart is an absolute nightmare if you don't have have sticky scroll and bracket pair colorizer.

@retoor well if he slept with any of our dads, thats definitely gay. 😅

@retoor but he's not gay. I think.

Just be cautious. Next thing you know, everything "IT" related will be tossed at you.

@SidTheITGuy did you sleep with someone's mom or something?

@12bitfloat agree. If the food is that bad, just don't go there. Don't make it political.

Anyone planning to post nazi jokes, please stop. I had it up to here

@retoor man, I love Xfce. Reminds me of Solaris when I was setting up a Sparc Station 10 for a gov agency. Those things were heavy.

Know your worth. I don't know the rules in your country, but during my time as a corpse slave, max was 10% unless you're leading a team or department then it's possibly 12%. If that's the max, maybe ask for additional perks like additional holidays off or if allowed, transportation allowance, or even mobile allowance. If you want to expand your skills, maybe the ability to have flexible hours so that you can sign up for online schools. Maybe even have your employer cover some of the tuition costs.

Wow! Brings back memories of downloading Alan Cox kernel patches and spending hours with "make config" because I didn't know there was a "make menuconfig" option.

Goodluck with Mandrake/Mandriva Linux. It was my second favorite before Slackware before switching to RedHat with the Bluecurve Gnome theme.

I just remembered one of the early M$ engineers was feed up with technology that he quit and worked on a farm. I'm looking into Hydroponics so that's something worth considering? And maybe use your talent to engineer the process? Write a script to automatically water the seedlings? Check the water quality and levels? Write an app to monitor everything?

@retoor I had "it" (DeepSeek r1) write a fun little Python script to come up with suggested lottery numbers and using binomial distribution to choose the specific set of odd and even numbers. There are 3 main draws in the Australian lottery: Thursdays is called "powerball" while the remaining 2 is just regular lottery with additional "supplementary numbers". The if-then block looks like it was someone who's just starting to learn Python programming.

Come on, give yourself some credit ;-)

I know, I know, it will "learn" eventually but Jesus. Code generated on it's first try:

@MammaNeedHummus is it make out session? *fingers crossed*

Digital nomad? You have to have a solid client pool though.

1,$s/cable/dildo/g

Now you got yourself an interesting story

@MammaNeedHummus liver needs to be taken care of. Plus heart. Also pre-diabetic. I'm cooked.

@Lensflare I think 1 month is more than enough to perform turnovers for documents, tasks, and equipment.

@MammaNeedHummus I'm jealous. Can't drink anymore. 😭

When you're the culprit but someone else gets blamed

@retoor same. We call it "terminal leave". Maybe not true in other countries?

I read that as *porn*. WTF is wrong with me.

@MammaNeedHummus OT: what are you having?

Now I remember why I left this site for a while.

Feature request: mute a shitty user

You're asking too much from a bloated CMS. Bypass the WP api and update the DB directly.

Favorite was Engarde Linux. Server distro, secure by default (via SELinux), web interface to config and monitor. Too bad it also folded.