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just a dude a from Jersey love the New York Jets love rock n roll esp. metal, hardcore, (pop) punk really into mumble rap lately for some reason... love my beautiful <s>girlfriend</s> fiancee love to code
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c# c++ java SQL server Oracle powershell bash worked with some really cool systems: HP NonStop (fka Tandem) IBM iSeries (fka AS400) Avaya PBX Apache Hadoop (CDH) SAP (NetWeaver)

Joined devRant on 5/6/2016

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It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

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Oh yeah that.

That's a known bug.

It's been there for a long time now and the customer knows about it.

We ship it as expected behaviour now.

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Use SharePoint 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Send nodes

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Writing a paper in Microsoft Word and I can't stop pressing esc then :w when wanting to save,or :wq when wanting to save and quit, or :q! when wanting to rage and quit.

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This is some next level goto bullshit...

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Do I even need to add Caption?

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Build in ad-block blocker..........
ad-block plus is designed by somebody serious...XD

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What a useful error message

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Everyone says "Happy Coding!".
No one says "Cry Debugging!"

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You will understand ;~)

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My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

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Internet Explorer.

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When your dream was game programming but you ended up in web dev't

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sleep--;

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The opposite sex avoids me like assembly language

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I default to numbers that are powers of two.

"I told you 256 times already!"

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Just today, I tried to execute "clear" command while messaging with my friend.

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I use the word 'instance' way too much in my everyday life.

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Coding doesn't solve the problem, critical thinking does.

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Yeah...Windows...

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This was my birthday cake. Thanks mom!

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suddenly while you introduce yourself to everyone..

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Well played, Google assistant! well played!

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Who else thinks having their devrant avatar in this loading screen (in the app) will give it a more personal touch? ;)

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QA: did you test the app first?
Dev: Yes, I test all my code all the time.

*QA crashes the app within first 5 seconds.*

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Einstein once said: "There are only 2 infinite things, the universe and the 40-day trial of WINRAR and I am not sure about the first one"

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Me if i was a game dev

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Debian sysadmin?

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//TODO: Laugh

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