When you wanted to know deep learning immediately

LinkedIn is an alternative reality unhooked from the rest of the world, where hypocrisy and arrogance meet, creating Leaders, Experts and Analysts.

- Every company is an industry leader globally.
- Every offer is life-changing.
- Every normal person suddenly is an expert in his field
- Each candidate is an expert in time management, customer relationships, and software development priorities.
- They are all happy to share their achievements in a disinterested way
- They all deal with important issues, with great reflections on the meaning of life and reality around us
- Each written post usually starts with a question followed by a life experience
- Companies are dynamic, they change their internal processes on a daily basis

Please shoot me, I've had enough of this shit.

- Few companies are leaders globally
- The offers you make are traps and I always have to look for where the bullshit is.
- You're not an expert in your field if you've been doing the same thing for 10 years without moving your ass out of that chair.
- If you were a time management expert, I wouldn't have to call you every week for unresolved tasks, and I wouldn't even have to do 150 meetings to postpone the goals set. Exactly what is your experience with the customer? Because by heart shutting up and always saying yes is not a good way to get the job done.
- I have great news for you. Nobody gives a shit about your work successes. At most they're envious.
- If you really are such a deep and introspective person... how the fuck is it that working with you is hell?
- Copying a quote from a website and then building a narrative on it doesn't automatically make you a superstar
- Companies, especially the largest ones, take years to change and if they do it is because there is the economic motivation behind it, not because they are visionaries.

This rant was written by scrolling through my LinkedIn feed.

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Just merge this pull request in production and all service gonna work fine, trust me :D

I'm starting to appreciate wireframes and see meaning in them. However I'm struggling to decide which tool is the best for me. Could you please tell me which one do you use or is the best for you? Either offline for linux or online. Thank you!

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I took your advice.
She said yes 😁

I had this beautiful view from my office on Friday...😍😍😍

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*Asks Question on StackOverflow
*Question get downvoted -2
*Replies to my own question with a solution that I found, and it worked
*Reply get downvoted -4

Cries on corner...

Mewwww........

Sad but true

Who has got system like this.. Raise your hands 😂

Choose wisely !

Skype interview today!

Not nervous

Don’t know if this has been posted yet but...

JS codebase 😄😄😄

If you're going to look for junior devs on facebook... make sure you don't try to be funny and write any kind of bullshit-code.. there is a f**king space in the function name! Dude....

Text says:
"Rieke Computersysteme is looking for you!

void send Application () { ... }"

At least they are honest

You ugly XD

Just switched from Windows 10 to Manjaro Linux

Glad to see that I can do something (like web search) without bugs, crash, freeze and lag

Just a reminder

The World We Are Building: Its complicated for sure and the dangers are real. I've been deep in this computer game for 20+ years. I'm a GenXY who bought one of the first home computers as a pre-teen, mastered it right away, became an infamous hacker, and I've witnessed more than you can imagine.

The internet used to be straight anarchy and it was great. Then came whispers about government moving in to take control, and that started in the late 90s. Over the last 20 years its gotten much worse, to the point where DoD has sock puppets spreading world war 3 cointel disinformation, anti-terror groups co-opting facebooks and googles to sponsor content, rather than facebooks and googles focusing on delivering best products.

Search qualities have gone down. Products have become monopolized.

The politics of the world is too powerful for one industry, even the technology sector, to fight off.

Most of us engineers are too smart to be soldiers. We don't care about or want wars. But what can we do? Anonymous and Wikileaks barely made a dent.

If you are like me, you seek truth, logic that compiles, in hopes of being able to predict the future with high accuracy.

I can tell you where this is all leading, if you take an honest look at society and industrial trends.

A cheap disposable workforce of androids.

Take care.

Don't worry though. We won't be the first humans to be replaced.

Politics is serious business and aint no joke. Shit happens. Real bad shit.

There is No Life without Bugs

Why can’t Windows search handle simple maths, Spotlight on macOS can.

When you spend an entire day debugging the client side halfway losing your mind, then you realize the 3rd party service API is to blame.

UUUggh!

I started drinking coffee when I started as a junior dev.

I loved its boost, but after a while being on coffee was exactly how I felt before as normal. I incrementally upped the dosage, while my resistance creeped up too. I reached a moment when I drank a liter daily, so I witched to yerba maté instead, which resulted in more potent brews. Then I got used to its strength too plus it tasted like horseshit. I switched to caffeine tablets, takingg more and more. Soon after I reached a level which was described medically as the top one should be allowed to take.
I no longer felt any boost. In between caffeinated moments of normalty, I felt like a brain-dead zombie. When I was caffeinated, I was jittery, my shoulder and eyebrow was glitching, my stomach was flexing like before taking a huge exam.
After some miserable time like that, I quit caffeine entirely. I was fatigued, dull and my mind was hazy for te next 1-2 weeks.

I then finally, became gradually normal again.
I drink tea and coffee only socially, perhaps a few times in a month, and never after too much later than noon.

Now I can't wear my "Programmer. Converts coffee into code" shirt anymore. Apart from that, I'm much better off :)

What's your coffee story?

Conference tickets are overpriced

true or false?

Do you attend any without being sponsored?

Working with side projects taught me how valuable teamwork is

It's easier to rant when you down some goddamn beer. Try it!

Human nature in a nutshell....