If Rammstein were programmers :D

New avatar options! New bg colors (yellow and blue), new hair styles (short spikey, mohawk, dreads), new shirts, new stuff to put on your desk, and new glass desk

New house, new WiFi, what should I name it?

First OS?

not rant

I code in python.

= and ==

Or

:= and =

?

Would you like to hear a TCP joke?

How to break a chatbot (well done).

When you shut a remote box down.

Then your screen disappears....

Saw this in a tutorial i was watching

I need to show this to all the non-programmers on my dev team to make them realise...

Me: Why is there such a delay between the app and the hardware device?

Colleague: Ah, same old same old, TCP is just an inefficient protocol. We should stop development and build our own replacement to TCP.

(PS. The actual problem was his code)

What my lecturer think I have learned:
- Programming Patterns
- C, C++, Java
- Socket programming, web programming
- Operating system...

What I have actually learned:
1. printf("Hello World");
2. echo "Hello World";
3. console.log("Hello World");
4. Console.Writeline("Hello World");
5. cout << "Hello World" >> endl;
6. System.out.println("Hello World");
7. puts "Hello World";
8. "Hello World"
9. write("Hello World");
10. Display "Hello World"