Creepy..... WTF

My morning:

Me: Why did you just delete the failing unit tests?

Intern: I debugged it for a while and found one of the other developers broke it with his recent changes. I couldn't fix it.

Me: Did you let him know he broke it?

Intern: No.

Me: So you just deleted it and decided to pretend the feature isn't broken?

Intern: ... No ... I mean ... well you told us yesterday we needed to have all the tests passing.

(I NEED a stress ball people)

alias fucking='sudo'

Now swearing at your terminal DOES fix problems.

And then there is this beauty...

'nuff said...

That. Simple.

Generation gap

You know something is wrong when you feel like smashing everything while yelling:
"WHY DOES IT F*#@$*#@$ WORK. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK. WHY."

IT: The only place where killing parents and children is acceptable.

Myth: "Open offices leads to massive collaboration"

Reality: 2 people collaborates loudly, 30 others have to wear headphones to get anything done

Friend: Your job is so easy. I just made a website in 15 mins.
Me: oh ok. Show me.
Friend: mynewwebsite.blogspot.com
Me: (facepalm)

If bigger duck means fewer bugs, I definitely need this:

Work partners, teamwork is important B-)

Seen in Amsterdam, getting on a ferry.

It's 2016, I'm still writing commit messages like,

When you're demoing you own program to people and you run into a bug you've never had before

My new graphics card didn't fit in my computer case. Now it does.🔪

To the guy who said that java is the best programming language. Sorry if it has been posted before.

Time for some serious debugging

"macOS Sierra cannot be installed on '(null)'."
What a great start...

Bugs in real life 😁

What kind of fucking application sends me my an e-mail with my password in plain text when I sign-up!?

My look when my code compiles at first go.

*That's suspicious*

(sorry if this is a repost!)

Found this gem in our code

Yep lol

Agile my ass. Stand ups should not take 40 min.

When you fuck up your repo so bad it transforms into guitar hero

I need a folder for unsorted unfinished programs to sort them out of sorted unfinished programs. Also, I have an "old" folder inside of "old" folder. On both computers.