My home office in response to @localhost.

When you just figured out a fix for a bug, your on your way to the fix, but suddenly your co-worker asks everyone in the room "Would you rather be on a helicopter or airplane that lost all power". Then you get into a 10 minute discussion about which and why, and now that bug is permanent.

I'm in my grandmas phone under 'IT Support' 😞😞

When you see some code you wrote a few years ago:

What to do in case of fire:

"Who is JSON, and why is he on my website"

Clients. 😂😂

That moment when you're favorite song comes on and you start typing like every line you write is Beethoven.

Multi-threaded programming explained with puppies...

When the client thinks WordPress is a coding language.

Waiting for internet explorer to respond 😑

When a fellow dev doesn't use their Thunderbolt Display because the resolution isn't as good as their MacBook Retina display. Kids these days....

Well that's right!

IT guy when insulting be like:

"Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB"

Probably built by network engineer 🙄

Almost finished writing some code, then got distracted by devRant. Now I'm back to post about it. MUST FINISH CODING! DAMN YOU DEVRANT!

Make sense ...

I am all for implementing it

Me: man, who the f*** wrote this?

Dude: No idea.

*Git blame*
(Dude 2016-04-14 12:00:00)

:/

I'm confident CSS is a black box that nobody actually knows how to use

When you're upgrading major versions in your stack and the fix you've been working on for 2+ hours only fixes ONE TEST CASE...only 489 to go

Client never will install the text editor I want even if I send the link to him s hunded times, and will always answer me he can't open the yml file I'm sending.