My company spends so much wasted time trying to optimize its application to run smoothly in IE. What was the last application to run smoothly in IE?

ALM. Horrible HP application for use case/test case storage/execution that only opens in IE and doesn’t scale for 4K displays. Horrendous UI and every what-would-be-simple action takes 10 clicks or more.

My database professor pronounced "count" as if there was no "o" present. You do the math.

Xcode using 28gb of RAM per usual...

When I was in 9th grade, I was playing Counter Strike Source in my Java class while I was supposed to be learning how to code. Fast forward 11 years, I'm now a QA automation engineer developing in java. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Has anyone ever intentionally turned sticky keys on?

I generally put answers that other people wouldn't expect and store them in the notes section of LastPass for that specific website so that I can actually remember.

Definitely guilty of the using the last one as a git commit message before. :)

@Arigion yeah, I don't appreciate the ones that come in thinking they know it all and then they try to commit shitty code. They should know their place. But again, needs a mentor or dev lead to put him/her in their place.

Is your timesheet in miles per hour or kilometers per hour?

I would be more agitated with the code reviewers that approved the PR and didn't provide constructive feedback to the intern. The intern is there to learn, make mistakes, learn from them, fix them and continue on that path. I understand there's a bar that he/she should meet and should at least know basic coding guidelines, but if your company didn't provide this intern with a mentor, then shame on them. Can't place all the blame on the intern.

My entire upper leadership team.

Panic mode before release is when they want to shove their brilliant new features in.

JBoss is the devil. My company's product runs on the JBoss platform. I no longer work on that product, happily so.

@NufMeister I +1'd this comment just to get you to +1337.

@karakamen we have a dev lead on my team who when reviewing PR's, essentially denies the PR and has that dev rewrite their code "his" way. Myself and some of the other dev's were saying last week we need to make a version of "clippy" that pops up during development asking "Has <said dev lead> reviewed your code lately?" Clippy lives!

If you've heard of post-hardcore band Emery, they released an 8-bit version of one of their records last year. Surprisingly great for coding.