That's how you know you're getting close...

Manager: I need estimates for your sprint tasks

Me: I've never done any of this before, my estimates have no context and are effectively worthless

Manager: don't worry it's just for the Jira board.

Me: OK *gives estimates*

End of sprint comes...

Manager: Why isn't task X done?

Me: *sigh*

I don't miss my old job :)

Here’s a poster with a super short description of each one to help you keep track and find some new useful Linux tools.

Some ideas for variable names. Thank me later :))

1. bool sheet;
2. int entionally;
3. char mander;
4. double penetration;
5. string cheese;
6. long schlong;

Working code is not a clean code

Life in IT

Clients who send you an email and then call to say that they've sent you an email are the worst.

There are a million ways to center shit in css and none of them fucking work

This law never fails!😂

Inspirational quote of the day