Every company should give a day off to employees for their birthdays.. Is it to much I'm asking for???

Well, happy birthday to me 🎉🎉

(After telling a friend about a date)
Ahh I get it why she talks a lot. She codes Java, man

My goals for 2018? Make less GitHub contributions.

Look what my dad found in the basement!

I really wanted to sleep early today but then this arrived

Great😅😂

When a website uses https but stores passwords in plain text...

"happy" holidays (found on instagram, credit to shitheadsteve)

Sandev. The santa dev.

If you are a nice dev, he makes your code work... If you are a naughty dev, he fills it with bugs.

If you are an immensely naughty dev, he disables all browsers except for an older version of IE, rm -rfs your linux distro, and magically makes android studio eat up more ram than usual.

In the mountains with my family. Thought it would suck without devving but nope. Enjoying nature.

Just...

When you debugging like no other.

What do you call a spider in the jungle?... Amazon Web Services.

I've been doing it in my whole life!!

Plot twist

hah wth

Friend : This is our logo for the site you are building for us.

Me: Wtf!! This is just a picture with text on it, do you have copyright of this picture?

Friend : who cares, we found it on google and we liked it.

Me: It may create trouble later

Friend: nothing...Just us it, we don’t have $150 for logo design

Me:🧐

After few weeks

Friend: Hey best, we have problem with logo, there is this guy who keep emailing us about copyright, any advice

Me: you know the solution the $150

This is a valid point.

Loser.

pshht 🤫😄

I used dropbox as version control.

not sure if sin or ...

How I feel right now

That's it, my days as a dev will end now.
Look what I just wrote :(

We need a devRant themed drinking game!

🍺Let's get some ideas going🍺

Found this little gem today in some legacy code at work.

Apparently this is the best way to split a datetime (hh:mm:ss mm/dd/yyy).

If only there was a function that could split a string by keying off characters.

Oh wait there is....

I decided to give it a comment memorial.

Well, this also feels kinda good

after saving up i finally got around to buying my first car 😍

Rare old picture of a Linux Sysadmin enjoying a mug of tea after a hard day at work

Hell yeah!