Not enough space on your phone? Just copy my -100MB file from my autodesk cloud

Now I can think more logically. I was worst at math, like ever. But programming made me think more deeply and that boosted my math scores. Still, I am peace of shit, just digital.

Social Skills --

Mark Zuckerberg is the only person using facebook story😂😂

As soon as someone watches me code over my shoulder my IQ drops by 50%

Exactly

Atwood's Law: any application that can be written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in JavaScript.

React.js WHY WONT THE F%#&ING STATE CHANGE????

3hours later you realize you forgot curlybrackets...

So seeing everybody posting different "volume controls" from r/programmerhumour, here is the most simplest imo

—_😂_—

The bugs have learned to hide

kill -9 me

Secure security camera... :'D

When deadlines come due but you still try to party with your friends...

Once i met a cool guy on a gamejam, we figured out that we both prefer tabs, yay, but then i saw it... He uses Light Themes in his ide =( ok but we can b friends

we fell in love because both of us prefer tabs over spaces

Resumes don't mean jack shit!!

I just got off an interview call with a candidate for a hardware role. On paper this guy is absolute gold, having worked for some of the best robotics companies and research groups(in India at least) It took me an hour to realize that the was just spitting out buzz words. So I started asking him some very fundamental questions, like ohms law and such.. high school stuff. But, phrased in real world terms. And it took me another half an hour to realize that the guy is dumber than a sack of peanuts!

I can't believe how easy it is for people to coast by on paths paved by seniors and teammates. By any objective assessment this guy would be lucky to get a job as an electrician and instead I'm wasting my time interviewing him for a six figure salary (well, the Indian equivalent). Gaaah!!

It changed my life, really. 😁

Loving VueJs and its simplicity..

Exiting Vim!!

Linus will soon be a cult God

Ui stands for "you and I" !
That means that however stupid ui is if u and I get it then it is good!
What would you say about this one?

A fucking shit happened.

I finished coding the front-end design of the website and pushed it to the PM and Boss to review. After 5 days, they came back and said that they made mistake. They gave me the wrong sitemap and design. 23rd June is the deadline, I hope they extend the deadline.

Stupid HR's. Really? Really?

Builds various WordPress websites and calls themselves a Web Developer........ Just no.

At first I was like: "wtf just happened? Why is that hand connected like it was a robot?".
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Then I realised it's ​a watch.

Welcome to the upside down xD hdd temperature was 55°C before... Now 36 B-)

Sigh, Microsoft we need to talk...

*rejected* 🤣

This is a proof that Microsoft and Linux are friends now.