And its not a blog

when u spend 2 hours desperately trying to fix a bug. Give up, off the computer and get ready for bed. the moment you get comfortable and ready to sleep. You solve the problem mentally in ur head. Get back up, on the computer and continue coding.

I come back after a week of vacation and everything is broken.
What does Jenkins say?
Jobs disabled days ago.
- Yeah it hangs randomly and is blocking other projects.

Don't know if I'm gonna cry or laugh like a maniac, maybe both.

Use a mac they said.
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It will perform well they said.

Slept at 3am working on a personal open source yeoman generator that will probably be used by left than 10 users. 😀😀

Working on Google Maps API is always fun for me.

Ending my first year in computer engineering in university... Feels bad to see so many rants about my future job. Feels good to know that atleast i will be doing something i really like.

Found this in a third party library once. Only thing I can think is that this programmer was paid by the line. Because, seriously, this could have been one line.

God, please make this be my last WordPress project 🙏

It's amazing how much you learn about a system when you are somewhat forced to administer it. #iKnowAllTheAtlassianShit

How many users does DevRant have?

People don't trust the git.
Just add version numbers to the filename before pushing.
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@localhost where the magic happens...

Company is about to move. Fellow developer jokes on a general meeting that people should delete stuff on their computer to make then easier to transport.

I'm not sure everyone got the joke....

Found this at my school. Glad they know how Internet works.

Stay calm.. :))

- Hey, have you heard of devRant?
- Look I have been a developer for more than 20 years; new IDEs, editors, languages or whatever that is, appear every week and they all just die. I'm sticking to my guns and nothing you can say can convince me to even look at this devCrap or whatever it is.
- Oooooookay...
#devCrap

Being the only dev on a project

Well, at least there are no errors...