Not buying bitcoin in 2008

well that explains it...
all i had to do was break them up and now its up and running

Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

Everyone here ranting about a fucking missing semicolon. I can't remember the last time a missing semicolon was the issue...

You wanna know what's REALLY BALL-BUSTING????

WHEN THE FUCKING 10 y/o LEGACY CODEBASE, CODED BY FUCKING PHP WORDPRESS SCRIPTERS WHO THOUGHT THEY COULD BUILD AN ENTERPRISE SHIT CAUSE ZF2 "LOOKS EASY" AND THEN FILL IT UP WITH SPAGHETTI, IS SO BAD WRITTEN THAT IN ORDER FOR THE PAGE TO RENDER YOU ACTUALLY ****HAVE**** TO DISABLE ERROR REPORTING SO WHENEVER A FUCKING ERROR HAPPENS ON THE TEMPLATE RENDER COMPONENT OF ZEND FRAMESHIT 2, YOU'RE LEFT WITH A FUCKING BLANK PAGE AND NOTHING IS LOGGED TO THE LOG FILE, SO YOUR ONLY OPTION IS DIE() DEBUGGING LINE BY LINE ON THE 1300 LINES PHTML FUCKFEST OF A VIEW THEY HAVE.

MISSING SEMICOLON? YES PLEASE, GIVE ME MORE OF THAT SHIT

My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

It always throws back ;)

"Best" resumes in the world thread.

Brace yourselves...

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

The life of a frontend developer

#truestory

Childhood ruined

The easiest way to listen to music on iPhone 7 while charging from MacBook Pro 2016 (9gag)

Halloween.

Worst part of being a dev?
Unanswered stackoverflow question that exactly matches your problem

Trying to get the requirements from the customer 😤😲😑🤔

Turn on WiFi on my smartphone in the morning.
Evening: realize that the WiFi had not connected automatically and I used all my mobile internet.

Hey JavaScripters, it's October already. Time to find a replacement for React.

Harry Potter and Python (?)

How it feels holding the power button when the pc freezes

!rant
3d printed a 2d stressball. (keyring)

Error: Missing argument exception.

sigkill please

my relationships

When you died but forgot the documentation

lol no job for you

One of the project manager came to one of our senior pro developer to say something. Before he even said anything the senior dev said:

Oh Fuck, not you again!

The pm politely left the area

When the boss enter to my office

When someone changes the API at 5pm without notice and you get a call at midnight that no one can login.

stop the wizard!

Team leads be like