I made it

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

And then one day you wake up and discover that your first boss,

the one who hired you when you had no experience

who believed in you when nobody else did

and also paid you a full decent payment when the rest of the world tried to pay you less than half the amount

who taught you a lot about the business and even when you disagreed, it was impossible to get angry because he was calm and gentle always

and treated you so many lunches and dinners

…was beaten and killed by a former colleague…

I have no words…

Sayonara 👋 boss
I will miss you so much on this Earth 😢

Even your IDE is sick of that utter bullshit you call "code".

Got this post by the cyber security hub today.

Been a while since I last build my Pc. Fun times!

true af

Software engineer

Me: This time I'm going to use proper indexing!
Also me: z-index: 9999999999999999999

Apparently Windows 10.2 (Creator's Update) has a built in code editor

Sounds stupid but my own creative agency.

Pong 4K in 3D in VR!!! With cooperation of Michael Bay 💥💥💥

My avatar looks a lot like the 1980s version of Weird Al Yankovic. I never realized how much I look like 1980s Weird Al.

Not in a social network full of developers

That moment when you accidently delete one of your best rants 😱😭

Thanks buddy!

Having a non technical boss is such a pain. He thinks all the features should be a piece of cake. There should be a course in business departments where people will be taught how programming works.

Vertical Aligning in CSS before flex

main() should be start()

There are two main versions of Python.

When you want to have it work with both of them, things can get really ugly. :(

PHP 🐘 is so damn easy to learn, run straighforward in all OSs, that anyone can start coding in no time. Therefore, the amount of crap code around, made by unskilled devs, is just *unbelievable*. 💩

My favorite kind of Christmas memories

When a customer said that I shouldn't be working with web development since I couldn't put 3D animations in her PDF document.

Weekdays: Coding in real pants

Weekends: Coding in sweat pants

Well...

I lost a bet today 😥 ... My surname is inman

I have to name my first born child

put-it

The bet? That apple wouldn't reject the app I submitted ... Fuck apple

You still got class!

Alright what's your alcoholic drink of choice?

Ah, ok, I understand!

Math.floor("bodies"); //Let the bodies hit the floor