Friend sent me this, I had a laugh

The battle ended with peace, eventually.

PM: Hey listen, client sent us his feedback about the app that we need to fix, they wont take time.
Me: Sure no problem.

5 Minutes later:
*Receives email*
*checks email*
15 easy tasks that take not time to finish BUT they are put inside ONE FUCKING TASK ON JIRA! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS SHIT! 15 IN ONE YOU DUMB FUCK!
MOVE YOUR LAZY ASS AND WRITE EACH IN ITS OWN MOTHERFUCKING TASK!

Another reason on why I hate humans -_-

I don't know what to say...

I've been spending 30 minutes in the bathroom ever since I started using devRant. It helps me to cope with constipation

Thanks to all. I just got up and I see I'm on the top day. 😃

Came across a picture of one of my old projects from college. This still sums up my code today...

First rant!
Wanna start learning Python, any recommendation?

!rant
I was told to take a day's rest without putting in a leave because of the number of hours I've been putting in. And for beating the shit out of deadlines.

Damn it feels good to be appreciated!

Could project manager, who f*cked up sprint but coded all night before release be called a hero?

As I stated using a Linux OS, clear became my new ctrl + s in the terminal