Feels 👼

When frontend is ready before backend

Well yeah. He is right!

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

Every Dev vacancy should be like this and I mean EVERY! weed out the fucking posers

When you have the users test your application

In responce to the siri's "sudo make me a sandwich" 😎

Google what is recursion? Or you mean recursion?

And then there is this beauty...

👻👻👻👻👻🔞

Broke my glasses in half.
Not being able to see shit i took my 3D glasses apart and ziplocked my glasses lenses on the 3d glasses frame. Been using this version of my glasses for a good one and a half year. Yeap

Usability

I hope they know what they're doing!

I just made my own implementation of a scraper for NASA's Pic of the Day. It should have automagically changed my wallpaper at 4 AM to the new pic of the day.

Today's "pic of the day" is a video. It broke my shit.... So much for the excitement of seeing my automation work.

hate when this happens

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

If Java had true garbage collector it would delete itself.

When you go to a programming competition website and it looks like it's from the 1900s and then you see this...

git happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why devs hate being interrupted...

http://thetomorrowlab.com/2015/01/...

From a beer company in Portugal.
While (have.friends) { drink an ice cold beer with them}

Renaming variables is like...

Finally I found the community where the developers feel happy, pity & LOL for each others delight and distress.

Thanks <devRant&&Co*in>

Me: "I've just released a new app"

Everyone I know: "I've got a great idea for an app.... I'll give you 10%"

Every. Single. Time.

working on an android app. the guy who wrote it is a complete retard designed it and made it overcomplicated and unmaintainable now no one can change anything without breaking all that shit ... found this comment, someone else tried to do it and failed miserably apparently.

I'm not gonna pay that money for it

First laugh then comment 😂😂😂

The question of life

hmmm the app built and ran on iOS10 with no issues at all