I feel like a piece of shit because I don't want to help my "friend" who has been faking being a web developer for years. He now has a real project he must develop that actually requires writing code (It's a serious project that requires real Javascript skills) and he's basically fucked.

He usually would hop on the web and download a template, edit it and get paid. But then again I don't want to help him because he always comes to me and I do all the work and save his ass while he does nothing.

I'm in a rock and a hard place right now because I'm also a dev and I actually have a lot of work to do, unlike his lazy ass.

$age++;
$TimeLeftOnEarth--;

She said yes!❤️

Linux ❤️

What is your favorite programming language? Mine is Javascript <3

Maybe I will do it next time I feel sleepy in morning. :P

if (MONTH === 1 & DAY === 18) {
alert("Bro, it's your birthday");
} else {
alert("Bro, just go away, you're nothing special 😅);
}

fear {
display: none;
}

Programming?
Life!?!
Money?!?
😂😂😂

For the romantics

I have a really slow machine and it's running Ubuntu, so annoying. I launch VS Code and Chrome, 30mins in and it fkn hangs, then I have to hard reboot.

First class of Web development.
Lecturer started class with

"HTML is a programming language.."

Love the italic memes ;D

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

Microsucks