hentai.

Fuck me in the eye...

2 years into full time development and I still can't get myself to work on a side project.

Am I alone ????

Lua sucks donkey dick

Where the fuck do I place that end statement in this shit?

Not everyone can do it 🙌

My papa was financing my first university education. After 4 years in electrics&electronics engineering, I had 2.1 GPA and was not ready for life.

I reapplied for university exams and earned right to computer engineering dept. Papa supported my decision for whole new education after a brief talk and financed me for the second time.

Thanks father.

My mom (a single mother who had to feed 4 kids) feed me, let me stay in her house (at least until I was 21) and let me use the motorcycle.
Instead of running away and giving up her children to child institution (because that's probably what I will do being a selfish person that I am)
If that's not support, I don't know what that is anymore.
It might not be much but at least it gave me the time to grew up and be independent to pursue my dream of working in IT.

Her strength and toughness facing the hard life is also the main inspiration for me to keep going, to prove that I can do whatever I want if I put enough effort on it.

Is is just me or devRant is filled with mostly backend and full stack developers.

Where are the front end developer’s?.

Who is is this dude/bot?

Assmaster.

Love the username. Hate the automated spam.

Fastest way to make visitors leave your website forever:

I AM SO READY FOR 1337 UPVOTES HOLY SHIT

These green ticks always make me smile :)

Wrote the fucking state machine and the damn concurrent states.

I feel like a fucking hero!

Here is something we never thought about.

Angular material is shit.

Angular material has literally no documentation. There is no search on their shit docs. And there is absolutely no info in their docs about some shit they use.
So when you need to know what the fuck does smth like MatOption mean (what inputs does this piece of fuck takes?) you will need to dig into the code.

Client : I want a fully automated e-commerce website at the $50

Me : Who thought would negotiate till $400 😅

My daughter made me two things:
1) She found a rock in the shape of an “alien” head. Knowing I love to research UFOs, she used nail polish to decorate the rock like an alien. And I just love it!

2) I have a reputation for being just like Charlie Brown with my luck in life. I also suck at math. Like, really, really bad. I was diagnosed with dyscalculia 22 years ago. It’s a running joke at our house such that I even have the t-shirt she depicts me wearing in this painting of “me” she did for my birthday.

I updated the UI as I said last time

prettywordcloud.github.io

Found out word cloud essentially is NP hard problem, so can’t do it in an efficient way.

However, now it is more interactive, and gives the illusion it is faster

Not really dev... but / hey all asshole / impatient, idiot drivers : fuck you. I think you should have your licenses taken away - or be shot.

You can't C me , because I use python

Changing managers is a big pain

If you write "leader" on your LinkedIn profile, you must be killed. No questions.

If my stomach start rumbling in the middle of the next zoom meeting, I'm prepared to commit Seppuku on zoom.

Can't take being more embarrassed. 😒

/jk

2020 is not even over yet But here comes the coding gurus with their click bait nonsense. lol 😂

Do y'all write compilers these days?

Can you post a link to any compiler you've written before.

Turns out I had some conversion issues and timing issues in the SD card file parser that I wrote... wtf it worked before I swear

It fully works now!!! I can now finally load presets from an SD card and apply them to the screen at my leisure.

all these ethanol,
my hands are drunk.

🍎🍎🍎

To any members in Belarus, stay safe.

I just gave a 20 minute presentation in front of fifty people, and apparently did well enough that I got five private compliments afterwards, including one from the vice president. 🥳

And all of that without a single drop of rum!