Grunt, gulp, bower, webpack, rollup, yarn, npm, requirejs, commonjs, browserify, brunch, rollup, parcel, fusebox, babel,
wrappers for bundlers, frameworks on frameworks, then for css, theres scss, sass, less, stylus, compass, and for templates, handlebars, mustache, nunjucks, underscore, ejs, pug, jade, and about five billion other word-salad tools, all with their own CLIs, each in some way building on npm, but with their own non-congruent little syntax, like no one realized they were reinventing the same problems introduced by domain specific languages, most happy to announce "configuration takes a little time, but it's worth it!"

No, it's not. Just stop people. Just stop. You're not doing anyone any favors by creating another lib, all you're doing is tooting your own horn and self promoting. Use what exists and stop creating more shit for new people to learn, to add to the giant clusterfuck that is the 2019 hotmess known as "web development."

You're not special. You're not important. You're lib or tool will be famous for 15 minutes and no one cares what you've made.

If you want to contribute to web development, do us all a favor and contribute to global sanity by kindly deleting your contribution and any plans to contribute new solutions to problems that have already been solved.

I saw a guy building a website today.
No React.
No Vue.
No Ember.
He just sat there.
Writing HTML.
Like a Psychopath.

Where you get the Code

Holy shit, this is completely is rendered in CSS
http://species-in-pieces.com/
Such beauty (about endangered species)

Although it's not a programming language, this is a very accurate representation of CSS.

I see CSS all the time...

When you're editing the css of a legacy website

CSS in a nutshell

Who wants a CSS rug? ;)

Applying Css be like

CSS - keep guessing the values until it looks fine.

My first try at 3D printing. Currently selling it on Shapeways, good thing they were celebrating and didn't have to pay for transportation. What do you think of my joke? :D

The JS Drinking Game:

1. Think of a noun.
2. Google "<noun>.js"
3. If a libary with that name exists, drink!

Thats how it's Done!!!

xD

git commit -m "Batman! (this commit has no parents)"

I'll show myself out.

It's nice to make posts/rants in a community that embraces the developer life. Too many normies on my Facebook or other social media platforms, no one understands or can relate to what I post there. Anyways, glad I found devRant.

Wished sudo exists in real life also.

Me: Leave me alone.
Person: No.
Me: sudo Leave me alone.
Person: Sure.

My new GPU is more expensive than all other parts of the pc together...

When technology becomes naughty 🤣🤣

Not entirely true, but still funny :)

I had forgotten why I hated GoDaddy so much.. until today. It all came back to me.

I have been a GoDaddy customer for over 5 years now. Last year I tried out Namecheap for the first time because someone who was sending me a domain asked me to create an account on NC.

A couple of days on NC and I fell in love with the support and pricing. I started transferring all my domains to NC over the year. (30+)

Now I was left with 3 domains, 1 of them was to expire 4 days ago. but 5 days ago, GoDaddy switched it to pending mode, barring me from transferring to domain or changing any details.

today I called GoDaddy and after a loooong chat, they fucking forced me to renew my domain!! Saying that I need to renew the domain before I attempt to make any more changes!!!

FUCK YOU GODADDY! THIS IS WHY I NEVER SEND CLIENTS YOUR WAY!!!

Has anyone ever felt frustrated of being on a computer and having nothing to code?

How to write hello world program in C

BOSD in the wild

When you fail in the Hello World of a new tech

why semi colon;
why not exclamation mark!

showMeTheAnswer()!

"I'll send you the list with a few small changes to make on my website. It won't take you long, a few minutes I guess."

= ALWAYS at least 1-2 hours of work

Yes. You don't use Windows until and unless you are developing for Windows environment!

When the team isn't holding anymore

The signs as programming brackets

Scorpio, Aries, Sagittarius, Libra, Pisces, Cancer:

function () {
// code
}
Taurus, Virgo, Leo, Gemini, Aquarius, Capricorn:

function ()
{
// code
}
Ophiuchus:

function () { // code }