using dreamweaver hahaha

Something tells me my while loop isn't working as I had intended...

Started this machine for the first time after 18 years!!

IBM R51 (32 bit single core Pentium M), 1gb RAM, 40gb old mechanical hdd.

Installed Ubuntu 12 (32 bit from old iso) , installed some educational software to teach mouse n keyboard (my daughter is good in touchscreen on ipad), she is getting hang of mouse so quick, amazed how fast kids learn, wish I could be so fast too.

FUCK OFF WINDOWS. I NEED TO WORK BECAUSE MY DEADLINE IS COMING BUT NO, THE FUCKING WINDOWS DECIDED TO FUCKING UPDATE. I DON'T WANT AN UPDATE RIGHT NOW, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SOFTWARE. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 1 HOUR TO GET TO 35%. 🖕🖕🖕🖕

Simply as that: I.E. is a browser extension!

When I fix other people's code

WHEN YOU DON’T LISTEN TO THE PROGRAMMER...

I'm feeling dumb, now!

I just tried ending a line in normal English using a ";" instead of a "."

I need a break.

Shit just got real.

This is 100x more satisfying than Twitter or Facebook notifications

New decorations for the laptop!

When you realize your top rant only had 63 pts and the devrant shirt for your avatar is 4000 points

*me calling ISP*

ISP: hello, how may i help you?

Me: got no connection... you guys maintaining something again from your side?

*30 minutes later*

ISP: we'll check the problem from our end and email u wgat we find

Me (poker face): bit i have no internet :|

Schrodinger's USB:
you have the USB in your hand. you don't know if you have it in the upright position or not. you can only find out if you've got it right when you try it!... otherwise the you're holding it both wrong; and right!

Currently developing an android app that is a clone for an existing iOS app. Sadly all the PMs and POs (the P-M/O fraction) at this firm are somehow iPhone users.
So every time we implement stuff according to android guidelines some PMO comes around and asks: "why doesn't this look/work/smell like in iOS?"
Somedays I feel like crying...

It's funny how a man gets something done and gets a "Good work, John!".

But, a woman gets the same thing done, and gets "Good work, team!".

#RealFuckingStory #ItHappenedToMe

Thank you devRant!!!

Error handling done properly.

Google's API docs are some of the worst I've ever seen... :(

fuck you SimpleDateFormat. Every single time. get one case incorrect, suddenly its june the 45th, 3017.

One of my favorites

When Android app is set to go but you're still waiting on Apple...

Does anyone else get a serious internal urge to throw their computer out the window while waiting for Android emulators to load?

Happens where I work 😂

when you have to patiently and silently watch a client type on his keyboard with 1 finger.

Make sense ...

I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

When the CEO thinks you are on Facebook and starts to complain about it to your supervisor, but in reality he just confused it with Bitbucket because of the similar design.