Guys....
He's almost here.....
I can't believe it!

PICKLE RIIIICKKK MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

Guys, I don't understand all the WordPress hate here. It's the best backdoor with integrated blogging system I've ever seen.

Why not have a custom (500 line) JSON mapper... you know... fuck those auto mapping libraries out there...

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

adding //To do in my code be like

I'm sorry but devrant is getting boring. People posting the same things over and over and now some product promos are creeping in. Please stop.

CSS can kill you!

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

But that is my email....

Google owns us.

It went so fast..

A customer just suggested that we use HTML for our web application...

Don't you just love it when customers give you coding advice 😝

What time is it??

Inspired by https://www.devrant.io/rants/254979

when eslint has had enough of your shit

My new cup :D

stop the wizard!

If you know what I mean ;3

"A software Engineer? Why don't you do a real job instead of fixing people's computers?"

- ex gf 2011

"I'm proud you do something you love"

- wife 2016

hope this isnt a repeat. have a great weekend guys!!!!!

I think today I'm gonna work like a stack: Last in, first out.

Manager: Do you wanna be a manager?

Felt jealous of everyone else's workstation so I decided to post my own.

That moment when you look at other peoples code and realize you are not as shitty at coding as you thought.

Now 16 devs but we still share one dev database.

Happens all the time.

(regarding a discussion with a female programmer about an event)

Me: ... But Id feel so out of place, I don't even have a date

Female: well you can always just import a date

Me: what do you mean? 😕

Female: import Java.util.Date;

Taking my occulus reef and going to explore the real reality !

Samsung engineer atm

TL;DR they blocked github
I work remotely, that means every once in a while I take my laptop and travel somewhere, work and have fun. This week I am visiting Turkey, they just blocked github 2 days ago... Freaking github... who does that?! and why?!