I'd say Uncle Bob, since I ended up flying through his Clean Code book in order to get a placement job, but in reality, it's probably only partially that.
Most of my influence probably comes from the guy I shadowed under when I was on placement. He taught me way more than he probably ever realises.

Anyone just have like a weekend where they stay up really late doing nerdy things or work on their personal projects? I sometimes find myself on certain weekends that I just work on a bunch of personal code, websites, or even if it is changing my accounts around.

It had to be said.

Well today i went to grab a coffee at starbucks saw my best friend working decided to buy him one too i sit down we start talking and i saw him using visual studio code and asked him why don't you use vim and answered "vim is for programmers that don't know what to do with their life and cant decide what ide they like" i didn't think twice and slapped the shit out of him fuck him. I think i might need a new best friend.

Got some swag in the mail today.

I was told I could get a refund for the hat if it was too small. I literally have the biggest head in the world and it fits me fine.

For those who complained, did you try taking it off and on again?

The test was a simple one. Write a program to print 'hello world'. He decided to use PHP.

Client: The media player is not loud enough... can you pump up the volume a little bit?
Me: Ok.

Am I the only one really enjoying plain C and glade? Tricky yet so fun :D

It's friday, don't forget to push your code before you go home 😊

Ever stressed so fucking much you puke? It's becoming a daily fucking thing for me...

Why does visual studio take so long to uninstall? Is it because they want to give me time to hit that cancel button?

So many interesting things to do, so little time.

I don't have a rubber duck but I have this little guy

I was drunk yesterday, watching Mr. Robot.

Woke up with Kali linux booted from a usb and a hacked WiFi password for my annoying vegan neighbor.

I have a casual retail job and I need to sell this... It really hurts me.

We've all been there

Finally, I bought laptop for my devRant stickers!

I'll rant about my biggest hurdle later

Learning a new programming language:

1. reading basics
2. creates small programs
3. plan new projects
4. search everything else in the internet
5. output: we have become code gods

*winks at stack overflow and github*

Git blame strikes again

This is what I've been up to in my free lesson @ school yesterday ^^

IT guys

Cons of not having proper documentation.

Wasted whole day reading code because I have to implement a feature. Turns out to that the feature is already implemented, just needed to be plugged.

Desktop Client to Teach Programming [more details]

Weekday === other people's projects

I feel really bad for the guy I'm currently working with. I have until roughly the end of August to upskill him in every aspect of 3 different iOS apps because once I move to a new project he will be the entire maintenance team for those apps. Feel like he is getting shafted so badly. The whole process has been poorly managed. The managers don't care how well I train him as long as it doesn't take too many man-days. And they are expecting that they can still pull me back in to help if he gets stuck even after I've moved. Starting to feel like I'm being taken for granted. Can't wait to get off this horrible project.