Two kind of programmers

Can someone tell these fucking recruiters that 'competitive' isn't a salary range. Please?

I have a casual retail job and I need to sell this... It really hurts me.

Millennials

Welcome to android where Progress Bars are Spinners and Spinners are lists.

When you find a bug in your code...😭

I laughed at this..... then I realized something....

Microsoft and Linux 😂😂

- Getting paid to learn
- Testing new stuff everyday

Finally I found out where my species lives.

Whenever I see websites using flash

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates gnu+linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😀😄😙

`grey` is darker than `darkgrey`
(#808080 vs #a9a9a9)

gg CSS

Thank you so much chrome developers for this! Now web designers are free from pain of cache 🙌🏻

Patch ASAP....

Professional googler.

I just noticed the code in the docs of Vue.js contains no semicolons... I literally can't find a single semicolon in their code :O

//Todo means never do

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

In India we don't go rubber duck debugging. We debug with God 😂😂😂 (For non Indians that is Ganesha, one of the famous Hindu god. Said to be the god of knowledge and hence engineering by extension )

Vim is the worst creation ever imo...

(...until I forced myself to learn it...)

Best example. 😁

Try this way. Let's see what happens! . 😜😜

Lol
[the image is not mine]

When friends use my computer😂🤗

W3schools ruined my life

JavaScript is like Voldemort. It can do great things. Terrible things! But great!

npm install ...

I laughed more than I should. 😅

Theory vs practical.