Scary AF!!!

Hotdog or Not Hotdog

Happy 17th of may from London

"Our last lead-developer was a real smart guy, he modernized the legacy code and we all learned a lot from him"

I need a beer, and a shotgun.

OOP programming be like....

!rant

The greatest phrase I ever heard..

I rather like this as a theory :-)

Bad quality but funny 😂

I just love pressing F5.

Why you say?

Cause it's so refreshing.

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

When i will push my last commit before leaving this job

I believe this is why companies look for Junior Developers who actually know enough to be a mid or senior developer.

One day, a company that doesn't have the technical chops to know the difference between python and ruby hire a developer who is still in school. That developer doesn't know what he's worth, so the company gets him for pretty cheap. He does amazing things, takes last minute requests, learns some along the way, but eventually leaves because he just got contacted by a recruiter telling him how much he's really worth. He leaves, but the company needs to fill his spot. The company asks the former rockstar all the technologies he used to accomplish his job and throw that into a job description. The company could only really afford the junior so they keep all the stuff about being a junior, but because they need to maintain all the hodge podge stuff the previous developer put in, they need someone with experience enough to jump in.

Programmers of today are like the monks of the middle ages. We use a language that people don't understand, we spend all our time sitting in a room reading, and people constantly ask us for advice but never really listens to the answer.

developer vs tester

Runtime runtime = Runtime.getRuntime();

You can't get more Java than this.

Fuck you android studio, fedora, and my incompatibility with you. Maybe I'm just a stupid user or I'm forever treading on corner cases, but all I'm trying to do IS GET STUDIO TO SEE WHERE THE JDK IS WTF.

When you pour coffee into this, it instantly freezes

some students at their CCNA prep course asked me for help to find the wiring fault.

W...w...wha...whaaat?!

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

A customer just suggested that we use HTML for our web application...

Don't you just love it when customers give you coding advice 😝

Without words.

Worst part of being a dev?
Unanswered stackoverflow question that exactly matches your problem

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

Just bumped into this app on Play Store yesterday.
I've never really felt so addicted to any social network before.
I can't seem to put my phone down. And if I do, I find myself coming back to it!

Hours spent on playing games?

Binary Cake for my birthday ...

Thanks my dear folks...

🎉 🎉 🎉

When you prove its a hardware probelm

Got asked to divide a pixel in half by a "UX" specialist