I'd become a gardner:
Different sandbox but still fighting bugs.

I can't see an end, I have no control and I don't think there's an escape - I don't even have a home anymore
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Definitely time for a new keyboard

Jesus, Apple are fucking amazing at design! A keyboard I need to prop up with a book and a mouse I can't use when charging.... Genius!!!!

Yo mama's so fat that if she sat on a binary tree she will convert it into a linked list in O(1) time

A little bit of Lua in my life
A little bit of Java by my side
A little bit JS is all i need
A little bit of bash is what i see
A little bit of JSON in the sun
A little bit of Python all night long
A little bit of TCL here i am
A little bit of this makes me your dev

To every fucking site with an .io domain:

Next time, hype a cheaper TLD...100$/year is just not reasonable...

Happy Singleton's Day

Prevention..

my relationship to JS like

Making a generic class for event management

Welcome to the par<T>

Cable management goals 😀

I hate this image - things in 2 states weird me out

long long time_ago
int a_galaxy_far_far_away

I would love a small devRant sticker. So small that I can place him over the cam of my laptop.

Debugging with love

Damn, why hadn't I been coding on Go this whole time? It's amazing!!!

'Normal' people when they get a new phone:
- install whatsapp
- install Facebook (or other social media)
- install regular email app

Me:
- Root phone
- Install app ops
- Install Signal
- Install encrypted email services' app
- Install firewall
- Install devRant

Anyone else like me here?

Lol 😂😂😂👨🏻‍💻

My new year resolution: 3840 X 2160
🐒

PS: don't give me a hard time in the comments. I know it's an old joke. 😫

"Wireless Mouse"
Source: http://redd.it/5it4w9

Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.

@dfox
!rant, it's the Feature request

Possibility to post `a code snippet with monospaced font` would be usefull.
Or even
```
def multiline_code():
from 2 to Inf:
"Lines of code"
```
Sth like in markdown.

"this"

Five years learning how to build normalized information schemas to end up designing denormalized DBs.

It saddens me to see there are developers who are driven by high pay over interest and passion for programming.

So I got a wedding present from my team mates today :/

Listen to good music which helps you focus on the task at hand

My life in one sentence...

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

I have an idea for a new Advent Calendar: 24 new JavaScript frameworks!