Me: ChatGPT write me a secure NGINX config which does...(continues to explain project details)

ChatGPT: Here. it's simple and it does all those things.

Me: Reads code. Looks at my code. Reads more code. Looks at my code. Squints in concentration. Ctrl + A Ctr + C.

Haven't coded in a month. Help. What to do.

startup: this startup has no direct competitors
competitor: don't mind me

When you and your dev co-founder pitch your startup idea to an angel investor.

Learning python would be great if I only didn't keep forgetting it.

Haven't coded in 8 months. Now it just feels...weird, man. Like I lost my coding mojo y'know.

All I want for Christmas is...a client who knows what they're doing.

Code I wrote 2 weeks ago now looks like chinese to me.

Enya and Pepsi in a shot glass

What the helllll... Feature requests take time. You want fast you go to McDonald's.

Coding is easy, but it's the logic which gives us a hard time. Because in the end what we write needs to make sense or it's tits up for everyone.

When after several hours of trying and you still can't find the source of the exception

It'd be awesome if I could download pics the way I do on 9gag: just long-press it. Because let's face it, anyone with devrant has 9gag.

Here's a potato :)

When your repo gets forked on github for the first time

A dev needs 2 things to produce a great product: Time and Coffee. If there's not enough time, add more coffee. If there's a lot of it then lessen the coffee. 😏

It's hard training fresh grads at work when their minds are already full of themselves. Code written for production is always different from those written for projects.

Saving my devrant stickers for when I buy a new laptop. The one I'm using right now is not worthy.

Help! I'm trying to get my daughter a devrant stress ball. She thinks it's cute.

When mom tells you to stop coding and sleep

Programmers everywhere.

You guys rock!

Created an alias in BASH

alias fucking=sudo

Just so I can run "fucking apt-get update". Got so used to it I accidentally used it during a presentation. Now the cute interns think I'm awesome while the other devs think I'm an ass.

When your regex works but you don't know why.

I hate how you're unable to download pictures from devrant.

A green lantern watches me while I work making sure I don't fuck up.