there's a special place for people who write empty catch blocks INTENTIONALLY ..

try{

... do something that may produce NPE;

} catch {Exception fuckYou){

// go die in a fire

}

Guy in the cubicle infront off, walks off early, later we hear his wife had a baby
i didn't even know she was pregnant

Java8: "the prevoius 2 api set of handling datetime were cumbersome, and not friendly so we introduced a whole new set of api's from jodatime"

(Looks at the new api trying to figure out how to get milis difference between a date and a timestamp, wants to kill everything and everyone in sight)

If i have to Google every simple date operations someone needs to pay

Signs you're getting old as a developer
when youre product manger is the aski g about upgrading from java 8 to 9 next year and you're the one holdging back cause you're not sure yet when it releases.

Go!

I'm a software developer but my phone is 4 year old..with the only updated rom is cm 11.2 nightly build

Full hardware qwerty FTW!

Samsung relay s 4g, the last of a kind.

Anyone else microservices are repackigng of basic software enginering?

If it works the first time you coded ,you didn't test it right

So, how do you commute to work?

1500w, 30mph
D.i.y

Today I'm 40 years old..
Should i be afraid?
Will i be filtered out?

will i stop getting "pick up" messages from hot girls on linkedin, who's
Only intrested in my mind?

am i too old for this to be my room?