Javascript walks into a bar

React is tomorrow’s jquery

Nude js sounds interesting....

Looks like I’m getting fired 😶

Trust me, I've been doing this for years.

Best way to deal with numbers in JavaScript:

let x = "1"
x += "1" // add one
x.length // get value of number, 2

My worst nightmare

Check this!!

Do you know watermelon is 50% water?

The other 50% is melon.

Thanks for reading this, now continue at what you were doing.

"we need to reduce the amount of meetings" said the super-duper senior enterprise manager who invited me to 20 meetings for the next 2 weeks.

To be honest, I haven't figured out yet what he is actually doing 💅

Me: This time I'm going to use proper indexing!
Also me: z-index: 9999999999999999999

Yay, thanks for the shitty error message PHP!!!

Me, a junior dev: * reports an important issue and a possible fix *

Senior dev 1: nah, it'll do just fine.

Senior dev 2: that won't be an issue, don't you see? It's under control, man.

Senior 3: why are you even here? Why are you even talking?

Manager: yeah, what could possibly go wrong?

* a year after releasing the product, one of the seniors got fired and another one was hired *

New senior: this thing is bananas, code is inconsistent and there's memory leaks everywhere, how does that even work?

Me: nobody believed me when I said that.

Manager: it did work very well, where's the issue?

Me: it's everywhere, goddammit! Don't you see?

New senior: junior dev is right.

Me: I've been a WHOLE YEAR saying that!

Manager: did you? Really? Nah, you didn't.

...

I'm tired of this shit.

These people are worried about non profits where as I'm worried about thepiratebay.org

I had to do some work in an older C# repo. I see git is automatically ignoring each new class I add. After scouring the .gitignore file, I see this entry put in by one of my colleagues.

how you doin' mate

When your model takes too long to train during a live demo

Stackoverflow vs documentation

True software developer

😂😂lmao

Non technical bosses managing technical people should never be allowed. It'd be like if the head chef at a restaurant only knew how to cook Lean Cuisine, but bossed around all the other chefs on how they should do their job.

It never ceases to amaze me how my day runs perfectly smooth and then 1 fucking person knocks in and ruins my whole day.....

Being a Java dev...