Fuck it I’m posting it again because I got got by this…Again.

If this is how you write your APIs, take a number, get in line. I got some slapping to get out of my system.

Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.

I might quit my job again

This is so fucking relatable.
Everytime there's atleast one dumbass in the organisation who frequently does this exact thing.

Google drive

while(alive){
eat();
sleep();
code();
repeat();
}

Any string-related operations in ansible are just pure pain in the ass

Anything related about vars in ansible is just pure pain in the ass.

Fuck ansible I rather to write this automation in JS...

Guys may i have your opinion please.

Should i take a job opportunity seriously if they are asking me to do an AngularJS code challenge?

Taking into consideration that AngularJS became outdated or legacy few months ago.

What do you think

Anyone else getting spammed by a bot called assmaster right now?

Who is is this dude/bot?

Not everyone can do it 🙌

Bruuhhh 😂😂😭😭

Red, Old friend

Do you think I would any confused looks, laughs, or compliments from these stickers? 😂

Fun fact: In 2020, there are still companies out there with full-blown web apps using CGI (yeah, remember? /cgi-bin?).

Nothing makes me feel as incompetent as troubleshooting a database issue for two hours only to realize I'm using the wrong mirror that has botched permissions.

Downsides of working from home: No team, communication is just horrible, endless calls that move nowhere

Upsides of working from home: Whiskey

If you’re writing in Python and you find yourself in dependency management hell and you don’t know about pipenv, consider this a friendly PSA:

pipenv is your friend.

Apparently one of my classmates either really likes python or really hates js

Me at work:
🎵should I stay or should I go🎶

Reviewing my week old code

Year 2020 is deployed into production without testing.
Isn't it?

was invited to contribute to a project. after about 60 commits in a row, multiple refactorings and several added modules it feels like having highjacked the project. the owner sits in silence. prolific but awkward.

mother fucking is this joke I work on everything and credit goes to PM. Is this is a joke? What pm will do if developer doesn’t develop then she will just blame I got bad developer.

True story

So just got email from my potential investors - saying they are not interested. This is my second major failure this year.... I spent my every dim on developing the prototype.
Now I am dead broke and unemployed.
I have sent 10 job applications - gotten no reply.
Open Freelancer account (fiveer, upwork, guru).
Yet no gig.
I am slowly going into depression.
Please can someone help me and give me a damn gig or job.
I still believe in my entrepreneurship pursuit but right now, with zero money to do anything, I just want a job damn.

Had to share it

On today's episode of devRant we have..... 🥁

No really, What's new in the world on this windy, cold, miserable, wait what day is it again? Oh Wednesday, I seriously had to look that up.

COVID staycation is blending the days together now.

My rubik's cube, bendy straws, and lids to Squeezable apple sauce

Next week I start my first SWE job!
The company I interned at extended me the offer to continue after I obtained my BSc 😄