I got laid..

Savage designers....

Simple flowchart XD

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Source:- Reddit

Totally agree...

Just refactored 22 files into 2 files. God, that feels nice.

When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about changing the present by doing small things, but pretty much no one in the present thinks that they can change the future by doing something small.

The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.

First new job impression;
Me: you use Ubuntu as well? Nearly everyone does Linux here I see!
Co-worker: yup!
Me: So no windows?
CW: nahh, we want stuff that's fixable if it gets fucked. *mentions some things about windows*
Other co-worker: (obviously referring to windows) hey no swearing in here!

😄😅😆

I like it there!

GG WP for the hours spent on this (source : https://twitter.com/animetbh/... )

You don't have to rub it in stupid app..

Honest Errors!

Uninstall devrant... 😶

There isn't a way. You are condemned to procrastinate.

Debt, bills, etc.

I'm using Windows 10 and I'm sure Windows 11 isn't out yet

Who is repping devrant in the airport

Told my Boss Server is Down. He told me to go downstairs and work there.

Rails is a shady framework

Me : You should try this app, its great!
Friend: What is about?
Me : A place where programmers and developers tell jokes and complain to each other
Friend : But you can do that i real life too
Me : But now you don't have to leave your computer to do that

Books doesn't have Ctrl + F

Whenever I find a good github project I go straight for the "utils" folder to see if I can steal anything useful

Source tree opened

Finds new option 'cherry pick'

Wtf is this

Clicks on it

Wooow, there goes my master branch again

age++

We received an urgent email from a client this morning that needed addressed immediately. We knew it was not going to be easy or fun so we did the sensible thing and began a rock paper scissors tournament to see who would work on it.

I lost... But then we see a follow up email from my boss saying he is handling it. Win!

Fast forward 6 hours, he comes out of his office and hands me a piece of paper and says he is too busy to work on it so I need to do it before going home. The paper is the email from 8am this morning... He did absolutely nothing with it for six hours except print it because a digital copy isn't good enough I guess.

I ended up working late, got yelled at by said client, and still haven't finished the fixes.

Worst of all is that I missed part of shark week because I stayed late.

Wohoo! Adobe kills flash in 2020 👍

"Adobe chose to end Flash because it believes coding technologies like HTML5, WebGL, and WebAssembly "

http://fortune.com/2017/07/...

Work today was good although put in 2 hrs of overtime....

But I optimized some code by changing out a class. Now it does the same thing except does it:

in SECONDS on my local PC

instead of 10+ MINUTES on a massive server.

"Mark Zuckerberg understanding on AI is limited" @elonmusk

While I'm in pause time with my colleagues and reading on wiki how, the boss comes to me and asks:
Boss: what are you reading?
Me: how to Quit Your Job Graciously 😊
Boss: 😐

The next day the boss offered me a +€0,50 p/hour.