When people say they are good at programming, but can't even initialize a variable! 😦🔫

That time when somehow you didn't do a Google search first and spent 6 hours to develop a simple algorithm that someone else already thought of in 1985.

I think devRant should add an Ask A Dev section, since I always feel intimidated using stack and I can't be the only one...

Am I the only programmer who doesn't like coffee?

epic one

Honest graduation hat. :D

Oops denied! hahahaha

Its Sunday, you are behind deadlines and your wife wants beach

must be one hell of a therapist...

Legit excuse

First law of software quality

When there's no time for UX and you let the Dev team work on the design.

I am the first one.

My client is so cool!
he can develop a Bug with just a mere touch on the test device

awesomely insane!

You know you're a programmer when you camelcase your hashtags. #becauseClarity

When your editor terminate and you want to undo 😄

Can we please take a moment to acknowledge the fact that our community has grown tremendously? #feelingblessed

You had only one job to do -_-

not mine, but haven't seen here yet.

The 5 stages of debugging:

1. What?
2. Why?
3. How?
4. Impossible.
5. Oh.

Me at home with my sister.
She(with water jar): Roshan, I can't open up the jar, please help me.
Me(coding): Do not disturb me!! just install Java runtime environment (JRE) and open it again.

Most recruiters will write they've found my Linkedin profile and read it thoroughly with great interest. I always call their bullshit with this simple line on top of my profile.

on my first job interview(7 years ago when Android wasn't populer yet) the recruiter was like "so, you know Android?" and I was like "yeah I got 3 months of experience" so he just told me immediately "great, when can you start"
that was the shortest interview in my life so far.

Whosoever developed this app, hats off to them.
An app where devs can share their opinions and everything.

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

True story...

There is too much I want to learn and not enough time 😭

*Scrolling through devRant*

*Battery at 10%*

*Scrolls through devRant faster*

"Fix my printer."

function checkBrowser() {
if(browser == "Internet Explorer") {
print("I'm sorry, you have reached the 404 error page. Please use a different browser. Have a nice day.");
}
else {
print("Thank you for not using Internet Explorer");
}
}