When you accidently change (refactor) the variable name and you have no idea which var is which:

Hahahaja!

Got this notification. Someone is testing on production environment.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

hope this isnt a repeat. have a great weekend guys!!!!!

If you are reading this, I want you to know that I am probably on some kind of FBI watchlist because I googled "How to kill all children while leaving the parent alive". So yeah, Linux is brutal.

I know that feeling. Poor you :(

DevRant doesn't have any friend requests or follow buttons. If you're interested in someone, you need to do fair old school stalking.

It's truly amazing how much a single line of perl can do. Such a time saver.

I only wish that I could understand what it does two days later.

me: Dad I got a job! It's...

dad: great! you can help pay mortgage!

me: oh shit, should have said nothing..

stop the wizard!

I hate RGB. I write #C0FF1E but dont get a creamy espresso brown. Getting a puke green instead. Fukk.

Pun of the day

Boss: I heard your colleagues hate dealing with code you wrote. Why?
Me: No comment

I used to like devRant... then it was flooded with 5 year old shit post memes :(

wow. my parents just accused open sourse as being Communist.

I have to live with this everyday...

My first post on devRant. Hope you like it (is a true story)
User : Hey, can you help me with this thumbdrive? Cannot open it
Me: Sure, let me see...
At this time I noticed that the drive was leaking something and smells funny also...
Me: Did you dropped it into water or something liquid?
User: Ehmm. Yes! Washed it with bleach!
Me: But why?
User : Oh! because of viruses.

Weekend so far:

Chrome Update FUCKED UP my website.

Tried to update my server to Ubuntu 16.04. That FUCKED UP in the middle and I didn't have any recent backup.

Went back to old backup. But didn't see any changes in the website. Was wondering that for 1 hour.

Forgot that my website was using cloudflare caching. In the meantime I have changed my DNS settings.

Out of frustration removed website from cloudflare. That FUCKED UP the DNS further.

Now I have no idea how long it will take the DNS to update.

FUCKING F M L

How web pages are made !

What client wants vs client budget

4 types of human awake on 3am. Couldn't agree more. What do you think!!

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I will leave it here

This looks dumb as hell 🙌🏼

Too many people expect me to work for free lately...

Couldn't resist sharing this one

Best ice machine ever

I just had a nightmare.

I never became a developer. Instead I had a normal 9-5, didn't do work at home, slept well and spent my free time on social activities.

It was horrible.

driving an archive

Amen :p

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