Me: Hey IE!
IE: what's up?
Me: Just DIE!

just another day in the Git pull room

I am invited for job interview to RedHat. Hell yeah.

-Friend of mine telling me this nugget-

At my previous job, we were porting a UNIX system to Windows NT using Microsoft VC++. A colleague of mine, that was in the process of porting his portion of the code, came to me, looking really upset.

Colleague: "Hey! I hate these Microsoft guys! What a rotten compiler! It only accepts 16,384 local variables in a function!"

Been thinking of dual booting my laptop with Linux. Currently running Windows 10 Home 64 bit.

Which distro would you guys refer for programming?

Suggestions please :)

"The server is flooded!"

"With requests? DDoS?"

"No."

There are 10 types of developers in this world - those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

Im a student, and im learning coding, but analisys too( diagrams, use cases, documentation).

I really love code, but not feel the same about the other part.

Do you feel the same ?

I'm 1<<5 years old now. Happy power-of-2 birthday to me!!

Congratulate all 😋

I dream of a world where the 'dark background' is set by default.

Does anyone else save their work almost after every change that when you switch to a web browser you hit Ctrl + S to save? XP

The number of times I've compiled OpenCV is too damn high.

I usually use cumsum

Enough with the toolbars, Mom!

When you're searching the missing parenthesis of your MongoDB query 😂😂😂

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions,"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology,"says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.

Made this one-liner today:
hostname $(curl nsanamegenerator.com | grep body | sed -e 's/<.*;//g' | sed -e 's/<.*>//g')
and added it to my laptop's crontab...

i understand and accept why some people prefer mac.

every mac i have ever used has shit the bed during normal use. while windows and Linux machines have too, however less frequently. unlike mac there is always something i can personally do about it to fix the problem.

i like having complete control over my computer and don't like the idea of paying a premium to be told how i can or can't use it.

I think I just got rescued from ending up in management. I would miss the code too much.

#titanic {
float: none;
}

What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.

When you suddenly discover a bug in a code that you already pushed in production

true.dat

Pesky error.

Teenagers are like UDP packets...

you never really know when you might get one, but when you do, they most certainly dont care.

When my try catch doesn't works

About to go live...

"Need a single page website to be developed with about 3-5 pages including product page."

These clients man

Telling people I don't need GIT and prefer to do things via FTP for years. That is till today when I accidentally deleted everything.

sudo apt-get install git