Given a gift bag containing this duck after finishing visa/residence registration in Amsterdam.

When you keep getting +1s on a rant you posted a month ago.

Let the hate flow through you!

There is a petition

To change the word "No"

To "yesn't"

We have peaked

Customer bought this in. They "turned on the wrong burner"

If my code was a picture :D

#mindhacks 😎

Where do most devRant users come from?
Please add your country in the comments or ++ if already existing!

Dont ++ this question though. I ask out of curiosity and not for the ++.

Why study computer science if you can become a science and get paid for it? 🤣

Two things:

a) getting into development at all

b) selling my bitcoins in 2012

Person: I want to learn to code neural networks and cool AI stuff.

Me: Look into Python or Lua.

Person: Those are too hard, I'm going to use HTML instead.

I got out of there as fast as I could. 😅

DON'T. TOUCH. MY. FUCKING. SCREEN.

me.children += 1;
^_^

Just wanted to say cheers to all those coders among you who make sure their login is encrypted, their passwords are hashed and salted, their codes are tested and their forms are code injection safe.

No client will understand what you did, so take my props for it! After all, its our responsibility to make sure software is secure. That's all :)

I found the rig of the year.

WPA2 exploit has been patched

Hot fix of a production bug!

Tonight: Learning Swift while listening to Taylor Swift.

Me and ma kid

Just built a custom retropi for the boyfriend for his bday. Custom paint, button, box, splash screen, and games. Fun little project.

Gentlemen, I present to you... The Internet

Teacher: Your program has to be at least 2000 lines long.

-_-

Best gift from best girlfriend ever

Yoda speaks like he wasn't careful with his async calls

"a Jedi You are"

"We don't need Git, just use e-mail!"

Just thought of a cool feature for devRant: rant it later!

I get why the 2 hours limit between rants exists, but it would be so cool to write a rant and the app to self post it after the 2 hours limit expires!

And it could also give a notification that the rant was posted.

What do you think?

Nothing big, but the time I felt the most useful and awesome guy in the world was when I wrote a script creating PDF cover letters from a csv file with contacts names for my gf. A bit of Latex and python, a few hours to make it resilient to special characters, but the look of relief (she would have done it by hand) and admiration in her eyes truly made me feel proud :)

My first testing job in the industry. Quite the rollercoaster.

I had found this neat little online service with a community. I signed up an account and participated. I sent in a lot of bug reports. One of the community supervisors sent me a message that most things in FogBugz had my username all over it.

After a year, I got cocky and decided to try SQL injection. In a production environment. What can I say. I was young, not bright, and overly curious. Never malicious, never damaged data or exposed sensitive data or bork services.

I reported it.

Not long after, I got phone calls. I was pretty sure I was getting charged with something.

I was offered a job.

Three months into the job, they asked if I wanted to do Python and work with the automators. I said I don't know what that is but sure.

They hired me a private instructor for a week to learn the basics, then flew me to the other side of the world for two weeks to work directly with the automation team to learn how they do it.

It was a pretty exciting era in my life and my dream job.

Developer Says: We have trained a model to automatically categorize user posts.

Sales Department Says: We are building a decentralized peer to peer blockchain neural network based on a scalable containerized cloud of quantum computers to power internet of things devices in augmented reality while users get driven around in autonomous vehicles powered by machine learning and pay for renewable energy with cryptocurrencies.

"Look it's people"