http://shoutcloud.io/

told the truth to client

When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

I found it on insta some time ago and I liked.

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

Implementing the application exactly like the client specified, because they won't listen.

Changing database every Sprint ...

BOSS: Are you sure you are testing in development?

DEVELOPER: Yeah, the changes are local

Gameboard

What NOT to create in 2018:
1. macOS note taking apps in Electron
2. Text editors in Electron
3. Pretty much everything in Electron
4. “Simple” and “minimalistic” programming languages
5. Web frameworks

A bug in production, so I was debugging and the boss says to me "how do you stay so calm?" and I answer "just like a surgeon does't have to freak out with blood, a developer doesn't have to freak out with bugs"

Day after the weekend. 😂

I don’t know who to give credits to but I found it around somewhere. Just wanted to share.

Always true:

This bus stole HTML 5 logo 😁😁😁

It's Friday evening, so time to drink a whole bunch of booze.

What are you drinking tonight? I'm on vodka and orange, but probably switching to beer shortly.

Next thing you know, you're getting an email from your oven about it's updated privacy policy.

lol ok

A moment of silence for all those poor CS students who have to do hours of math exercises...

I've been slowly adding emojis into all my scripts and tools, as we use 16.04 they don't show up when people are running stuff, can't wait till the company upgrades to 18.04 and their terminals are filled with

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

The struggle is real

Devops though

- Her : How’s your life going?

- Me :

Waiting for a presentation and someone stole the chromecast

"I couldn't fix the test so I commented it out."

"I removed build timeouts because our jobs started taking that long."

Next I'm waiting for "Compiling the code is good enough we don't need tests" before I lose it...

When your vending machine throws an unhandled exception...

So someone reported a defect, but the data used was not good.

When I tried to tell them, they disconnected.

god dammit

*accidentally clicks Visual Studio Code icon*

FUCK

Holy shit. I just watched a video on Rust and I think I am in love.

Tracked mutability, reference counting, guaranteed thread safety, all in a compiled type-safe language with the performance of C++? 😍

Why did I not check this out sooner??

Jesus fucking christ.. calm the fuck down!