So true...

Definitely should get one!

Today at 7am i got s phone call please go to this client

I responded sure no problem what am i going to do at this client.....

Don't worry they said you will find out when you get there...

So i go to the client and as I expected its not dev related at all

It was for installation of point of sale tills and printers 😱😱

That are 7 years old with no cables
(2 hour drive to get here)

Anyway I ended up selling hardware to them....this developer is going places 😂🙈

The answer to my deadline. HAHAHAHA

junior dev: how do i-
senior dev: RTFM
junior dev: `npm install rtfm`

It bothers me that IntelliJ IDEs and Documents on Google Drive don't require Ctrl + S to be pressed to save a file.

That's like my birthright taken away from me!

They break your heart too 😭💔

I am not even surprised...

I laughed at how in the movies hacking is portrayed as some person clicking a lot buttons really quickly in a very flashy UI. There's a picture of America and sometimes there's a 3d model rotating for no good reason or a bunch of random numbers floating across the screen. They use random hacking related terms like: backdoor, DDoS...etc in their sentences.

At least they did their research...

Programming fact....

Not sure if DevRant material, but I am hecking bamboozled. What else have I calculated wrong.

Stack Overflow: Helping One Million Developers Exit Vim https://stackoverflow.blog/2017/05/... ;)

What a genius way to print numbers.