Oops 😬😬

Just spent 20 minutes figuring out why my .filter() wasn't working. I thought I was going crazy or the universe had shifted around me.

Nope, I was just using class as the variable name.

How's your Monday going?

Don't celebrate when you reach #1.

Celebrate when you reach #0. Hip, hip, array[]..!

Let's scale this problem down

So my company has 2 different apps that work using the same API located on 2 different servers.

I mistakenly uploaded both apps to the store with the same server reference.

QA tester alerts me on this issue.

Boss: hey, I the tester said both apps works with server1, ask her more info

Me: (what extra info should I need? I've already been told what's the issue in details, so what's the point?) ok, will do.

Me to QA: hey, do really both apps work on the same server?

QA: yeah

Me to QA: ok, will fix

What the fuck have I accomplished by asking the QA team about it?

There are 11 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who are tired of seeing this binary joke.

Every fds ever

Skills: JavaScript, PHP, Ruby, Python, Java, C++, Go, Perl

Meaning: I wrote"Hello world" in each of these.

Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man how to program, frustrate him for a lifetime

relatable af

The joke told itself

Java Joke......

For shits I opened myh spam box in gmail. There was a flood of spam from dating.lt . I wanted to just go over there and see if I somehow have an account in there. And delete it if possible.

But when I tried to log in with my usual "spam credentials" -- this hapened

...........

that happens to me sometimes

Yay a new iPhone.
3 cameras and fast charge and.... omg 5 more hours of battery life 😱

But wtf Apple, $1900 AUD.

This is seriously getting to the point Apple don't want people's money anymore.

Oh and just to clarify,
- sent from my iPhone

I decided to go to a beach, sit on a rock and try to advance my side project. And look who decided to come and help me!

Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.

YouTube header with new css property backdrop-filter: blur

In response to:
https://devrant.com/rants/2149067/...
I took your advice.
She said yes 😁

Adopting this asap

Who the hell has down voted my shit 😡

else{ Shutdown(); }

“Do we run the technology, or does the technology run us?” Current Sr. Google Engineer Goes Public on Camera: Tech is “dangerous”, “taking sides”

https://youtu.be/ricI5t66cj8

He’s fired in 5...4...3...

Worst part about getting a new laptop: losing all my stickers

Best part of getting a new laptop: New Stickers!

Dealing with the heatwave

Some people simply don't get it,
// Via reddit

Writing tasks and crossing them out is fun.

*In a team meeting*

Me: *happily jotting down notes in markdown*

Other guy: "Dude what are you doing? Pay attention."
Me: "Umm... I'm taking notes?"
Other guy: "But why does your MS Word have black background?"
Me (a bit lost): "Umm... That's not Word. That's my text editor."
Other guy: "Alright... But how do you convert your notes into Word then?"
Me: "... I don't."
Other guy: *stares at me*
Me: * stare back*

It was a nice conversation.

Playing around with Node.