Saw this on LinkedIn

Can we do that??? 😶

i'm getting headaches right now...

🧐😴.

The creation of an e-ink usb stick showing how much space is in use was to this day one of the best things lexar ever did.

Cat.js meme

!rant

Really love my new mug 😍

A handy linux tutorial for whom cares!

* Selects text to copy *
* Ctrl + C to copy *
* Selects text to be replaced with copied text *
* Ctrl + C again instead of Ctrl + V *

Instant rage.

Group Project
1.Make a slack Channel.
2.Make a private repo
3.Give everyone access to do anything.
4. Wait for people to talk and commit code.
5...............R.I.P

That feeling when the feature you've been working on everyday for the past 2 months is pushed into production.

My baby's all grown up now 😭

Unpopular opinion time:
Blockchain is just overrated git log.

"Good software, like wine, takes time." - Joel Spolsky

Tell that to my manager..

I sent a professional letter to my boss telling him that i will leave after 15 days. He replied saying :
" stop that bullshit "

Writing "from" instead of "form", spending one hour to find the bug...

In code, we Trust...

We work in dark to serve the light...

We are developers...

Building a website for a client. Asked what URL they would like for the domain name...

Their reply:

To all newbie developers,

Before you ask a doubt about an issue to someone else,

Try doing an initial investigation to find the root cause,
Look into the logs,
Find the stack trace,
Google things,
Have breakpoints and try to debug.

You come to me with a weird NullPointerException and ask me why,
Without even looking into the logs once? We ain't God bro.

Interviewed a dev for a junior role earlier this week...my first question:

const numbers = [0.1, 0.2, 0.3];
let sum = 0;

for (i = 0; i < numbers.length; ++i) {
setTimeout(() => {
sum += numbers[i];
}, 0);
}

// Refactor the preceding code so that the following returns true.
console.log(sum === 0.6);

---
He had no idea where to even start, so I asked him to walk through the code with me line by line, he couldn't get past line 1 - literally didn't know what an array was... I walked through the code with him and he just started to look more and more lost.

I didn't even bother with the rest of my questions on OOP, FP, etc...

Am I really expecting too much of somebody that claims to have 2 years practical experience in JavaScript, jQuery, Angular, and PHP?

Do you think this is a problem a junior dev should be able to solve...even if it takes some hand-holding?

“This should be super quick.” - product manager

Who wants a CSS rug? ;)

If my code was a picture :D

Instant awake

My friend brought me this, saying "I just found this in my junks, thought it might be useful for you. Weren't you a programmer?"

At first I thought I should explain about how fast everything changes over here and how it is out of style to talk about 2000s technologies, let alone a book from 1973!
I just said "Thanks! In fact it is a precious antique. I'll add it to my collection."
It really is.

I just saw a code from 5 years ago .. WTH I was doing ?!!

Finding myself guilty of all of these ... Originally from https://medium.com/@evidanary/...

I’ve taken to reading SVGs as “savages” in my head

My Nexus 6 died after 2 years of use and I got Oneplus 5 instead!

I work at a small company that uses very outdated coding approaches for their solutions.

About a year ago I went through our main application to improve performance and found quite a few areas that I could tackle such as using a dictionary data structure in place of (many) foreach loops that required to pull out a single object.

That specific change yielded a lot of improvement (you can only imagine) and the other developers wanted to learn the ways of dictionaries (because it was so revolutionary and new to them). I showed them many examples so that they could better understand this data structure.

Fast forward to a few months later, saw one of my coworker's code and noticed that they were using a dictionary... And iterating through each kvp similar to a foreach..... Wtf?!

P.S. that person's salary is much higher than mine :(

First time rant. Thanks for listening!

Every time... went from 0-5 commits per day to about 50.