Fuck yea, got a raise bigger than expected! Not a lot more, but it atill feels good man

older clients are returning with my old projects and asking for improvements, I did buy a few very shitty scripts from the internet/ and used one of my friends custom php cms for the other client because I REALLY needed money and they needed the projects yesterday.

Now I'm looking at the code and can't start working because of how messy it all is, I want to remake it all with a good framework and system, but it would take too much time (and they want it fast) and they wouldn't want to pay for the improvements because what they have now works..

I guess the shit you throw out when you're younger does come flying back like a boomerang..

our company just lost one stream of revenue that was responsible for 40+% of the companies income. I'm hopeful they can get it back, but I think I should start looking at job listings...

differences...

Racing fpv (racing drones). A really exciting hobby

Just rememberes a collegue i had for a short period, i was remote and he was on location randomly added, I was told he was a php developer.
What he did was delete ALL the whitespace in the php code and called it optimising, he told the director it’ll make the code run faster. You can imagine how fun that was...

Shower thoughr: when you are 30 years old and people reffer to you as a senior.

"please wait 5 seconds 'till you can continue with the call" *additional charges apply

What a great start to 2019 for me.

Uncles and aunties who don't understand a thing about development critiquing my work and offering their advises and vast wisdom based on their 1 second knowledge.

I almost turned to a psychopath.

Lol.

What my 2019 will look like...

First day of new year, first day of relaxing until my new job starts .. Plan to travel and not code for awhile!

I'm kind of triggered by all these social media posters and SEO optimizers and "wordpress developers", it's one of the oldest internet scam "jobs" in my eyes where anyone can do what they are doing, yet somehow they are getting paid absurd amounts of money for who knows what. I'm just triggered by how much these people get away with. And stupid ass "companies" that I see all over first google results whose pricing starts from 5k and they're resumes are stock unmodified fucking wordpress themes that cost 39-59 bucks. WHAT THE FUCK. I just want to make a huge wave about this, this is straigh up scaming people. I couldn't live with myself if I would charge this amounts of money for installing a fucking wordpress theme and uploading a few photos. Are you kidding me. And seo scammers? is writting a 200 word essay with fucking yoast seo optimisation worth a few hundred? IS IT?

Are you even a dev if you haven't done this once?

Recently made an account on Instagram.
Uploaded two pics
Deleted both of them
Now I've -2 posts

What the ...😂

*click "Empty Recycle Bin"*
*removing 134.389 files. Time remaining: about 15 minutes*
Me: What the fuck is happening?!
*open Recycle Bin*
*see there is 3 node_modules folder*
Me: oh, okay sorry. Thats pretty normal.

I could replace you with 10 if statements.

This keyboard designed specially for windows users

"Oh hey, your code is a perfect showcase, may I show it to collegues?"

"Sure, but why so?"

"For demonstrating how to do it NOT!"

"Programmers like you develop Internet Explorer."

Got eye problems and I have to see a doctor today. Told my boss I can't see myself going to work today. I think he got the message.

Go big or go home.

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

Your opinion > /dev/null

me.me meme

Dear public transport,

please don't advertise your fucking free wifi if you don't give enough bandwidth to even load freaking Google.

Dear sincerely,
Me

Yo mama so fat her SQL Table entry is a blob

My girlfriend knows what a coder needs when it’s their birthday. Lucky to have her. Walked into my room and it was set up like this.

My code: 0.00000001ms
Your code: 0.00000002ms

Open office and forgot headphones once again.. :(