Blackest blacks is so easy on eyes, this is soo comfortable.

So yesterday I finally received my rubber ducks at work.
Now I feel like I can work.

I do mobile. I've dealt with Android XML, windows XAML, iOS auto-layout.
Flutter is some new hot shit in mobile.

But for fucks sake, I bet they couldn't make more ugly UI creation way. I'm trying for a month already to go there and touch it with a stick at least.

My superior knew my nick, couldn't rant. Had to change it, the nick not the superior, now I can rant the shit out of everything!!

~muahahahha~ evil laughter

So, I like refactoring old shits.
Now I want to exterminate this over thousand lines of code class. I have to be witty about it and do it within couple of PR, or they will find out I'm not doing anything productive but making their code cute again!

Be happy or offended. You decide.

When Project Owner congratulate your team that the app is not crashing on QA.

Give me sleeeeeeeep

Once, when working on top down RPG, I woke up at 3am and wrote map moving system. It worked flawlessly. Later had to spend 2 days to understand how the fuck it actually worked.

Ahh nights so full of passion.

Vacations end today, back to work tomorrow.

Fucking finally!

Get a job as a junior developer, after you get a certification you'll be a regular, yay, we'll pay for certification, yay X 2.
After half a year still no access to certification site, nay X 2.