Password requirements these days :|

I'm a project manager now. Hello from the other side, bitches!

How did this date format ever get past code review.

Was about to follow a guy doing really interesting work on Twitter, then noticed he was using a light background terminal theme.

A programmer comes home from work. The spouse says, "Could you run to the store for me? Buy a gallon of milk, and if there are eggs, buy a dozen". He goes to the store and comes back with 13 gallons of milk.

buyMilk()
if (eggs) {
for (var i = 0; i < 12; i++) {
buyMilk()
}
}

Bill Gates watch

To my employees:

I know you on here 👀
Carry on ✌🏻️

When you return to a personal projet you put aside more than 3 weeks ago

That awkward moment when your shower has a better commit streak than you.

My new favorite command: git rekt

git blame

More like
git whose line is it anyway

Where commit messages are made up and the branches don't matter

Absolutely :|

Build systems
Testing tools
Performance tools
Debugging tools
Automation tools
.
.
.

:|

✅ Update Failed!

Me: How can I delete pushed commits from origin?
Colleague: Just do git reset --hard and then git push -f
Me: But this is dangerous
Colleague: Wait, I'll do it myself
Colleague: Done
Me: But nothing happened
Colleague: Fuck. I just removed all changes on my own branch

Got them stickers today. This one is right on front 😉 thanks @dfox!

What's so damn hard about a simple change log when you update your app? Or at least point me to somewhere where I can see that. Ugh. Come on.