Thank you for 1000 imaginary internet points.

Got this in a fortune cookie the other day right after I released a new app.

Interviewer: Can you start next Monday?
Me: it's 19

I fcking need a developer friend.

Random password generator...

Code doesn't lie, comments do.

"Github is Instagram for developers" -me

git add -A
git commit -m "fixed tupo"
git push

🤓

Just installed some pink LEDs as backlights

If Gordon Ramsay made code reviews, I would watch that show. Especially the insults he would use for handling clients.

"This code has so much spaghetti, it decided to open it's own restaurant"

Another creative one...

Mental health > Xcode and iOS Development

YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE CAN'T STORE FILES LARGER THAN 4 GB.

I'll show myself out.

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

Stop fighting for gender equality,
Start fighting for render equality!!!

~CSS Devs.

Ladies and gentlemen, Introducing Rezn0v-Jr, this guy was born(created) yesterday on an underperforming device later shifted to my primary device. And is not complete machine learning type. He is Pythonborn (eh.. not Dragonborn). For now he can't understand human response but only can speak (print) few sentences.

PS- Chemistry exam on Tuesday
Update- I dropped my phone again right after post finished uploading.

error = (more code)²

E = mc²

Confession: I have an original Zune mp3 player, and use it. It has outlasted 2 smart phones I used as music players.

I get that I'm new with this programming stuff. Yet why is it I feel I'm fighting the UI of Android than actually programming. Why is it so damn hard to display something in a nav draw. Really depressing when I can't get the damn ui to work to make the click events. Fine I got the damn menu to show. F**k if I can get the child's to show up to continue on the f**king project. F**k me with a cactus.

STOP TEACHING ON STONE AGE IDEs FFS

Finally fixing a 16 hour bug that was harassing my thoughts is a very good feeling.

Sleep is the ultimate debugging debugger.

She: “Execute garden job!”
Me: “Command failed: broken dependency”

Just finished my new homepage! A terminal emulator where you can list ('ls') my projects and then view (cd) them!
I'm sure it's been done before, but it was fun

Refactoring old Js code with Ramda.

Got a star on GitHub once

We are building a react native receipt printing app, and we don't run test cases

‪I use Linux because I enjoy unexpectedly learning how to mount an encrypted disk after a software update deletes the boot directory... on a Thursday night while other people drink beer.

I'm only paying for 60 Mbps, but not gonna complain.

Recently I tried to apply for a job and the company sent me a task to complete. It was on Java, write an app to sort input file with ability to choose a method and dislpay it. GUI with Swing or JavaFX. They said normally it will took 8-10 hours to complete it and they wanted to see, what I can do in 4hrs. So after 4 hrs I've done~75% and sent it and after 2 more I've sent the whole app with monkey-proof protection (validations, prompts, etc). So total of 6hrs. I've followed MVC structure and implemented OOP principles.
They liked it and this Thursday I'm having an interview 😊
Wish me good luck :D

Post your work area, fuckers.