Implemented a feature without the hardware to run it on.
Hardware arrives on the last day before it has to be prepared for a trade show.
Feature works on first try.
I have never been so suspicions.

I've seen people do more than 4 as well though

We had recently a thread asking about our internet speeds, this seems relevant to most of what I've read in the comments so far.

Pushed to master on a Friday!

Push people to review my PRs to merge before a teammate so I don't have to rebase my branch

So I'm just finding out, today is Ada Lovelace day. I didnt realize Ada had a day dedicated to her. Today is gonna be only programming! I'm dedicating this shit code to her!

Pick your programming language Waifu devRant.

So I'm approaching a 8 year anniversary working in IT and this feels like the first time needing to do a serious rant.

Today I've come across some code (infact just a single line) written by another company that is so fucking fundamentally stupid that they should be banned from writing any code ever. Like holy fuck.

This is textbook examples of shit never to do ever in any fucking environment or intranet/extranet etc. What the fuck. The fucking muppetry involved in this. This is what they teach novice programmers - you see this code written 20 years ago? Never fucking do this. You see this company that went bust 10 years ago? It was because of shit like this. Never ever write code like this or your 90kg ass will be thrown 300m by the greatest medieval fucking siege engine ever created after we throw you through the catastrophic gaping hole in time and space that your line of code just created.

Fucking fuckity bye.

The second point is absolutely true

feeling good...

Oh hey i should go to sleep early and work out in the morning.

Or i could implement those new features for my library ive been thinking about.

Or i could polish up some of my older sites.

....or i could stay up till 3am, reading subtly gay korean comics.

Dev: Microsoft is shit

VS Code: (ಥ⌣ಥ)

Dev: Oh not you dear! You're not like the other guys

VS Code: (｡◕‿◕｡)

Swedish privacy!

that feeling when

But.. React's initial release was 2013.😑

This guy has introduced a thoughtful exception handling...Lol!!

Smartphone:
(n.) a device used for everything but calling people.

Fuck Eclipse.

My interviews to hire a Junior Dev will begin this week. Here's how its gonna go down.

Me: Star Trek or Star Wars?

My Supervisor: WTF? How is that relevant?

Human Resources: Let's see what he says.

Applicant: Battlestar Galactica

Me: Nice. I can deal with that.

Me: Tabs or spaces when indenting your code?

Supervisor: ... ?

Human Resources : ...

Applicant: Spaces.

Me: GTFO you imbecile! Next!

Wrote a setup.sh file with 4 lines. Added bash to my CV

Made a playlist for my boss

*sigh*

Man, that's a pretty serious SQL warning..

alias wow="git status"
alias such="git"
alias very="git"

Result:

$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push

Working on an existing system for a client and ran into this gem of a comment.

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

"Linux is only free if your time has no value." - Jamie Zawinski

"I will go to sleep after i fix this bug" 10min later I look outside, North Korea and the USA are fighting a nuclear war, russia invaded europe, hitler rose from the death and there's even more javascript frameworks

ctrl+s, ctr+s, ctrl+s, build&run.

Every so often I remember that the code I wrote is running in production and real customers are using it and I feel a little bit sick