Client: Can you give me an estimate of how long this change will take?

Me: (meets with other devs for a good estimate, around 2.5 weeks, and gives to client)

Client: Great. Oh by the way we have a one week deadline.

Because returning true or false is too mainstream

Our blood pressure device has Intellisense

At least iOS 11 handles nulls properly

!rant

Just bored

I'm using Windows 10 and I'm sure Windows 11 isn't out yet

!rant but punny

What EF thinks the singular of AttendanceLeaves is

10 years of dev experience. Never forget your first errors

How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's a hardware issue

So, do you code?

I didn't know NY is somewhere in Africa

I used to work at a startup company that was so mismanaged that they lost track of when the Visual Studio licenses expire.

So during a critical week, the Visual Studio instances stopped working, and they have to scramble getting new licenses, which took a while.

In the end, the client lost confidence, pulled the plug on the project. I also lost confidence in the company and bailed out. Less than a year later the company went totally bankrupt.

Render issues IRL

My friend said an intern designed this UI for an internal site.

No. Just... no

Lol free Windows ad I guess

Programming in portrait gives you a different perspective