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This is the problem with iot

rant nest google

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Boss 1: You have such a dedicated team of workers, how do you make them all come in time?
Boss 2: Its simple, 30 employees, 20 parking spaces.

rant joke parking boss bosses

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On point.....

joke/meme

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4000 years later, we are back to the same language

joke/meme

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I can't relate but pretty funny 😂

rant funny joke joke

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Are you fucking retarded?

This is a real review for dR

devrant

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"I'm a full stack dev."

<html>
<h1 style="color: red">
<?php echo("Hello world"); ?>
</h1>
</html>

...

rant php backend dev full stack html frontend

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DigitalOcean released this public message in response to Intels MDS. Definitely worth reading if you run servers at DO. https://blog.digitalocean.com/may-2...

rant intel mds digitalocean

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My brother (14, at that time 12) is in puberty and just doesn't get off his computer to learn or do anything useful. He actually got bad grades because of this.

I made an app for my mom as well as a "virus" for my brother's computer that she could use to start and stop my brother's mouse wobble around randomly. Whenever he should be learning, my mother would press a button and he couldn't do anything anymore.

He eventually found out how to start YouTube videos using only his keyboard, so the next update came with a feature that simulated a random keypress instead of the one my brother was actually intending to type whenever he pressed a key.

The fun thing was, that he never found out why that was happening and just assumed his computer was broken.

rant wk156

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Today was Mother's Day. Everybody was posting their photos with their mothers, so I had to stay away from social networks for today to not feel sad.

It's been almost a year without mine, really miss her.

I love her, and I never showed her how much. I've not been the best son a mother could have, I'm so sorry for that. She thought me how to be strong, she was the strongest, but I'm feeling so weak now without her.
Please never miss a chance to let your mother know how much you love her, give her a hug whenever you can, talk to her every time you need somebody to talk to, listen to her stories from when she was your age. She's the most precious person you'll ever have in your life. I realized that when it was too late, don't make my mistake.

I miss you mum ❤

random mum miss you mother's day

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Pfffft

My mom is good. She can even do basic coding.

Momma don't need me for tech stuff at all.

rant wk156
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Figured I should finally start on that rails assessment that's due but the cat decided I've probably should procrastinate yet a little longer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

random rails

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You know you are in silicon valley when you see an ad for redis

rant google io redis

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"Oh no this platform is serverless"

I hate this "serverless" term.

How does a cloud platform run serverless?

HOW?!

"yeah but like we don't have to run updates and manage the underlying stuff and can thus deploy stuff serverless"

NO.

THERE ARE ACTUAL SERVERS RUNNING IN ORDER TO RUN THIS PLATFORM.

YOU CANT RUN THIS FUCKING PLATFORM WITHOUT ACTUAL SERVERS.

HOW WOULD IT RUN THEN, ON FUCKING STARDUST?!

IT. IS. NOT. SERVERLESS. AS. LONG. AS. SERVERS. ARE. INVOLVED. AT. SOME. LEVEL.

rant

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What the crap is it with job applications and requiring freaking videos now?

I'm not some social butterfly that wants to be all friendly with everyone and a part of their goddamn lives. Give me a problem and/or some code and I'll happily make it work; give me an extrovert with a goddamn video call fetish and I'll fucking leave.

I'm an engineer, not your salaried girlfriend.

rant root swears oh my i should upload a rickroll instead videos job applications

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!dev

Even duct tape can’t fix stupidity...

But it can muffle the sound.

joke/meme duct tape

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When we found out MySQL utf8 isn't actually utf8..... it's a proprietary subset of utf8 that only includes up to Unicode 255..... and there is a separate "utf8mtb4" that is actual utf8.

rant utf8 retarded fucking liars mysql wk148 mysql utf8

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Client: I know other developers who would do the same and much more for much less.

Me: I am glad you chose to work with me instead.

Client: I mean I like the site but I still feel that the development process has taken longer than it should have.

Me: Well, it is within the time frame I had said I would be able to have the first version of the site running. I have also implemented quite a number of new features that we had not earlier agreed on.

Client: I think I'll pay (quotes less than 20% of the total cost ).

Me: That is less than the amount that you were to pay as the first instalment ages ago!!

Client: I mean I like the site, but I think it still lacks the X factor. I want ...*goes on to mention other features*

Me: While I take pride in making my clients happy, I believe this process should be mutually beneficial. You are constantly making requests for new features but are making no attempts to meet your end of the agreement.

Client: FYI, there are people begging me for this job.

Me: *Takes down the site.* I wish you all the best, I hope the other developers are up to your standards.

Client: *Literally ignoring the fact that I just quit*. I want (makes more requests).

I am simply going to ignore this one!!!!

devrant #clientforhell

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My bird fell asleep on the laptop while licking the shiny LENOVO logo.

random

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Testing in production doesn't hurt.

IT
FUCKING
KILLS

Just ask Boeing.

rant test in production

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My friend: what is your fav animal?
Me:

joke/meme

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Shout out to our HR manager who doesn't accept sick leaves if it's "just a migraine" or "just a stomach ache"

rant

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Fuck CORS man. Just fuck CORS

devrant

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To the point

joke/meme data breach privacy

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Just got this little guy in the mail. Hopefully it can get me through my CS degree in one piece.

devrant duck debugging duck is love swag

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I'm starting to have some doubts about carrying around a phone in my pocket all day. What if my tender swedish meatballs get cooked by the radiation? Not good.

random

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Not easy to spot

devrant

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Ahahahagiht man

rant

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Million dollar app/service idea.

Automatically reply to all LinkedIn inmail’s with “I don’t have any experience with that on my profile”.

Even without any NLP I estimate over a 90% success rate.

rant linkedin

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Good morning from the top of my home.

devrant goodmorning

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