😂😂😂😂

Pretty much

Never gave much consideration to new year's resolutions, but here we go:
- Make my life less shitty
- Find a way out of my depression
- Get back to my old rythm
- Be in control of my own mind and my body again

Godly motivation.

I have some stars on my project

There’s a SQL joke in there somewhere

"please wait 5 seconds 'till you can continue with the call" *additional charges apply

Abusive work environment?🤔

Rude Compiler :/

My setup at a national hackathon competition in Mauritius last weekend!

But why...... :|

Packing must have been damaged.

When you advertise against yourself

Work from home.

Note : I don't own the content.

Woow,cool bro..

rm -rf /proj && git clone

Say... Client centric... One... More... Time...

Why can't there be an employee centric company??

I don't even know if this should be a rant or a good thing, but here it goes:

my boss smokes (legal) weed in the office, under the AC, so the smoke goes up and it spreads all over the place => we all get a bit stoned

Drunk me coding.
Next day: WTF, dude…?

100% True..
Windows update proves to be a headache sometimes.

This so me...! And I really love the black theme <3

age++;

When the Project Owner wants monitoring and asking the IT without clear specification 😅

serverless

Email = Perfekt (Chat) Conversation

Where is that f*cking command!!!

😎 I wish they had realised this when building the Titanic😎

how to learn web development in 2018:

- watch youtube video of that new shiny promising framework

- spend hours trying to set up development environment

- spend another hours waiting for the dependencies to install

- spend the next few hours wondering and googling why it wont work even at fresh install

- spend another few hours redoing everything just to make sure you haven't missed a step

- realize that the youtube video you watched is uploaded last week, and now the framework developers mysteriously decided to change literally everything

- spend hours looking for another youtube video until you realize that now you are watching completely unrelated youtube video

- spend next hours wondering how your life become this pathetic while overthinking all of your past mistakes, and now you are just this lonely pathetic person with no clear future and that you will spend the rest of your life working at a fastfood chain below the minimum wage with no social life living on your parent's basement.

Kebab case kills me😂

Burned it 🔥